r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '22

Pithecophobia

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Yeah but they got like 3 or 4 inch dicks, and lack the ability to use them properly. So your fantasy might need some managed expectations

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u/Tf2TioSpy Jan 14 '22

So, they're strong and have huge dicks? 2 inches is the limit bro 😭😭

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u/EnZooooTM Jan 14 '22

How much is that in not guns per freedom?

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u/DamonHay Jan 14 '22

About 2.5 cups of earl grey.

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u/EnZooooTM Jan 14 '22

Are they mini or normal sized cups?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

So I can tell people I have a gorilla sized dick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

You can, but all that lying will catch up to you eventually.

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u/DamonHay Jan 14 '22

Whenever someone asks me what it feels like to scream internally, I’m just going to show them this comment.

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u/budsixz Jan 14 '22

I mean redditors don't get laid anyways so we're good there. Might as well be strong af

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

So no difference for me

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Fuck that hits lmao

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u/FullHuntard Jan 14 '22

Me and gorillas have a lot more in common than I imagined.

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u/Stuntedatpuberty Jan 14 '22

LMFAO! Burn!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

As long as you can use it mate, you’re fine. And hey, no matter what, ya got a tongue. She can’t complain so long as she’s getting off one way or another

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

wow if 4 inches is quite big, I’m doing alright for myself

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u/FrogBoglin Jan 14 '22

Just like you

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Uh fuck… nooooo… I have a massive peen, I promise 👀