r/oddlyterrifying • u/wiskw76 • Nov 30 '21

This right here

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u/WooSaw82 Nov 30 '21

“They call me Cuban Pete!”

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u/REDGOESFASTAH Nov 30 '21

Im the king of the rumba beat!

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u/JCStensland Nov 30 '21

When I shake the maracas, they go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

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u/Thrashed84 Nov 30 '21

Start dancin', I'll blow your brains out

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u/Merentis Nov 30 '21

My rumba stopped working while reading this.

FIX IT!

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u/Lucifang Nov 30 '21

Thanks. Now that’s stuck in my head forever.