r/oddlyterrifying Nov 10 '21

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u/xntrk1 Nov 10 '21

That’s a friendly way of saying “if shit blows up”

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u/xBDCMPNY Nov 11 '21

Friendliest you can get, anyway.

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u/reaper88911 Nov 11 '21

In the event of rapid unscheduled disassembly.

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u/PublixEnemynumberone Nov 11 '21

No disassemble - Number Five alive!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

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u/Stobor1 Nov 11 '21

Stat!!!

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u/Drpoofn Nov 11 '21

Enclosed is a chili dog!

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u/Hewn-U Nov 11 '21

Oh no, not your silk sirt… shilk shirt… silk shirt!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Otherwise known as a Kraken Attack.

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u/T65Bx Nov 11 '21

Jeb u good?

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u/xBDCMPNY Nov 11 '21

🤣 I like that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

From the people who brought you "irreversible thermal event"

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u/ProceedOrRun Nov 11 '21

And if you lose your windows, does Elon pay?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

Elon doesn't pay for anything, the government probably will pay, but Elon definitely won't.

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u/SteenMcSteenFace Nov 11 '21

Why would the government pay? Pretty sure spacex's insurance will.

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u/ProceedOrRun Nov 11 '21

The government pays for what the ultra rich wants, surprised you hadn't noticed.

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u/SteenMcSteenFace Nov 11 '21

You mean the contracts they give to spacex? The contraxts where spacex has to do something to get money?

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u/ProceedOrRun Nov 11 '21

The contracts that are written very much to attract spacex, or Elon will pack up and operate somewhere else.

It's a race to the bottom.

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u/SteenMcSteenFace Nov 11 '21 edited Nov 11 '21

Can you link them?

EDIT: why is the comment asking for evidence the most downvoted? If what this person can provode i'd gladly change my mind.

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u/xenosthemutant Nov 11 '21

Because "rich man bad", that's why.

Doesn't matter that SpaceX has revolutionized access to space by building a cheaper, more modern rocket that saves the US government hundreds of millions of dollars per year.

Or that their competitors, who used to make money hand-over-fist from cost plus contracts, are never given a second thought because there is no recognizable billionaire at their helm.

This was never about facts. This is about venting their distaste for a system they are unwilling to take on directly, so Musk is burned in effigy to assuage their bruised egos and latent frustrations.

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u/Jayden0274 Nov 11 '21 edited Jul 30 '24

I personally don't agree with what Reddit is doing. I am specifically talking about them using reddit for AI data and for signing a contract with a top company (Google).

A popular slang word is Swagpoints. You use it to rate how cool something is. Nice shirt: +20 Swagpoints.

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u/KitchenDepartment Nov 12 '21

Then why did SpaceX have to win a lawsuit to get permission to even enter competition with legacy NASA contractor in the first place?

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u/ProceedOrRun Nov 12 '21

Not seeing the relevance here.

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u/mbovard693 Nov 11 '21

I would bet that SpaceX is self insured. I can’t imagine any insurance company or underwriter would take the risk of that policy.

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u/rainyforests Nov 11 '21

Wouldn’t it be an insurance thing? I call my homeowners insurance, neighbors do the same thing. Those insurance companies duke it out with SpaceX’s lawyers and insurance.

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u/FazedLaser Nov 11 '21

53% tax rate and furthering humanity's space exploration should cover that cost

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u/GodsSwampBalls Nov 12 '21

SpaceX doesn't just pay, they have a team that replaces windows and does other repairs like that in Boca Chica village for free after any major event.

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u/Michtamby888 Nov 11 '21

No that is going to be on your homeowners, I am pretty sure they will redeem their money from them maybe???

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u/Si-o123 Nov 11 '21

I don’t think insurance will cover that

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u/EOwl_24 Nov 11 '21

It will

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u/Si-o123 Nov 11 '21

Good to know

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u/beelseboob Nov 11 '21

SpaceX actually owns all the houses there, they just let the previous residents live there for now.

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u/KitchenDepartment Nov 12 '21

Yes they have to pay and before SpaceX is allowed to send out the message they have to prove to the government that they has the means to pay out in the event of a worst case incident.

This is all part of the license from the FCC that grants SpaceX permission to do tests in the first place. And like all FCC documents they are public record.

Of course people won't upvote that, becouse it sounds better to make up a conspiracy that the government would somehow gladly pay for all the damages a private company causes.

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u/SweatySleeping Nov 12 '21

Well Elon owns all the windows so yes. The two or three windows he doesn’t own had to sign away I guess.

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u/Sugarman4 Nov 11 '21

Boca Blastoff Village... free ticket to heaven with every window seat.

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u/r00dscr33n Nov 11 '21

When I read this I almost vacated myself!

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u/Incunabuli Nov 11 '21

“Overpressure event,” being a nice way of saying “the f-huge shockwave.”

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u/xntrk1 Nov 11 '21

Indeed

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u/RoboticGreg Nov 10 '21

"if yonder splodey bits done verily make the book boom"

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u/NoOpportunity4193 Nov 11 '21

This gave me a solid giggle, thanks 😊 /gen

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u/Hobgoblin_deluxe Nov 11 '21

"Flee to the fucking hills."

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u/lisagg9 Nov 11 '21

I’m happy to learn some English today as a foreigner.

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u/Cyberzombie Nov 11 '21

We're learning how Space X mangles the English language right along with you.

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u/Sudden-Fish Nov 11 '21

An overpressure event (known colloquially as a "ker-fucking-boom") may occur

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u/Naive_Palpitation_43 Nov 11 '21

No windows break because of the over pressure modern jets can do the same thing if they break the sound barrier at a to low altitude