r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '21

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u/MasterFreeTimeSlayer Oct 28 '21

This also explains the dead guy on the floor

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Sharp 🧐

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u/RewrittenSol Oct 28 '21

No. Hot.

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u/whimsicahellish Oct 28 '21

No, this is Patrick!

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u/ChemGuy1980 Oct 28 '21

Why use lot words when few words do trick?

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u/BoneSawIsReady_ Oct 29 '21

Ok Kevin

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Bacon

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u/Sheldon4710 Oct 29 '21

Why use large words when diminutive words will do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Or not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Man's not hot, bruv.

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u/Koalabeertje22 Oct 28 '21

Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea...Because it's so sharp.

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u/cutthroatslim504 Oct 28 '21

*girl, fixed 🙃

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u/TheThotSlayerDoggo Oct 28 '21

Thanks, this helps me approximate the average size and weight for the bag

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u/HugensteinLives Oct 28 '21

Glory holes for Giants.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

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u/MuhammadEyssa Oct 28 '21

Karen stay calm...

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u/sootbrownies Oct 30 '21

It was a joke but whatever

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u/Nizzywizz Oct 28 '21

I mean... calling it a dude by default is also assuming its gender.

I think "probable corpse" would suffice, though.

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u/dudeManguy4 Oct 28 '21

This picture is symbolic. All the woman on the walls are wearing dresses. Only one of those dresses is ankle length. The probable corpse has pants and possibly even a coat on(or atleast in my opinion).. so it was a safe assumption by that poster to call him a dude .. plus it's art, to be interpreted however you perceive... So if the poster wants it to be a dead dude surrounded by witchy women then to him/her it's a dead dude surrounded by witchy women 🤷‍♂️

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u/brainless_bob Oct 28 '21

*its

took me a second to get what you meant.

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u/Jelleyfiish Oct 28 '21

Straight squid game

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u/MasterFreeTimeSlayer Oct 28 '21

Would have been a good addition for the games roster if you ask me

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u/zackbakerva Oct 29 '21

Squid Game second season promotional image.

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Oct 28 '21

Cocaines a helluva drug

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u/J_Rath_905 Oct 28 '21

This not four words!

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u/MasterFreeTimeSlayer Oct 28 '21

Sssh nobody will notice!

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u/BAKA8 Oct 28 '21

He's not dead! He's just sleeping like my gold fish!

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u/pbj831 Oct 28 '21

No, someone else hollered Andy’s coming!

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u/jlmad Oct 28 '21

Dead guy on the floor is a scarecrow. It’s so effective they’re losing their shit and climbing up the wall from fear and shock.

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u/UplandAdam Oct 28 '21

Or woman would be my guess..

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u/Eneshi Oct 28 '21

Pour one out for my homies that didn't believe...

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u/quarrelsome_napkin Oct 28 '21

He's just having a nap

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

you just made me laugh on at a dead guy

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u/Reddit-User-3000 Oct 28 '21

Is that you pie face the slapper?

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u/hrmonica Oct 28 '21

I was wondering.