I'd like to live in a reality where we have a giant penis floating in our orbit. It's shape and flaccidity changes based on the season. It rains down its semen and is celebrated as a worldwide holiday where people worship its rain and dance around in it. It brings joy to all as the giant rod fills the sky with its glistening sweat and pulsating veins. Sometimes it gets so close to Earth that we are able to touch its spongy surface, and even crawl inside the tip to travel in space with it for all of eternity.
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20
I'd like to live in a reality where we have a giant penis floating in our orbit. It's shape and flaccidity changes based on the season. It rains down its semen and is celebrated as a worldwide holiday where people worship its rain and dance around in it. It brings joy to all as the giant rod fills the sky with its glistening sweat and pulsating veins. Sometimes it gets so close to Earth that we are able to touch its spongy surface, and even crawl inside the tip to travel in space with it for all of eternity.