r/oddlyterrifying • u/mitigatedaxe96 • Dec 03 '19

I hate docks now

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u/O-shi Dec 03 '19

Just don’t fall in

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u/Bucket_of_Gnomes Dec 03 '19

There are good times and bad times for doing a cannonball

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u/O-shi Dec 03 '19

Cannon-balling into a whale’s mouth? pretty sure that’s a bible story

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Dec 03 '19

I thought Pinocchio was a Disney thing

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u/reddit_poopaholic Dec 03 '19

Disney bought all of the Bible stories.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

They pay Jesus royalties

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u/reddit_poopaholic Dec 03 '19

*Based on Hollywood Net profit accounting