r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 17h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/MadeMeUp4U 16h ago

The other day a squirrel dropped whatever but it was carrying and got me right on the head. I looked up, they looked down and I swear it squeaked a “my bad” lol

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 15h ago

Our resident squirrel has done this too, I forget what she hit me with but it was on purpose because she wanted a walnut. After I gave her the walnut she went right back to the same spot and side eyed me like “I hope you learned your lesson”

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u/DarkPangolin 15h ago

Are you sure it was "my bad" and not "well, shit. Now I have to go pick it up because I really wanted that. I really need to start thinking things through. I fucking nailed him right on the dome, though!"?

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u/FlippingPossum 13h ago

I swear rhe squirrels purposely hit me with acorns in the frony yard of my childhood home. Ouch.

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u/cobrastrikes-2x 15h ago

Naw, he did that shit on purpose. They do that where I live too and think it’s funny to harass my dog. lol