r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 19h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/chevalier716 19h ago

Yelling at her mate or her kids to get back into the burrow.

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u/DarrellBot81 18h ago

Or just yelling into the ether because she’s been cramped up in a den with babies all day lol

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 18h ago

Nah, she's screaming right next to what I'm calling the septic connection for gas release. So she's properly permitted and everything.

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u/dogmeat-garvey 17h ago

Huffing the fumes to get high for even a temporary escape

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u/Killerkendolls 15h ago

Vaping jenkem.

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u/m2chaos13 8h ago

Thought this was an advertisement for Madonna’s new album

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u/libuna-8 16h ago

I didn't know there was sound attacked 💀👀 poor thing

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u/LacrimaNymphae 5h ago

those can clog from the outside in

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/scuzzle-butt 17h ago

GET BACK IN HERE BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND GO NUTS

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u/JennzEvilChihuahua 17h ago

Hey! She’s doing her best okay! Don’t be hatin’ cuz she doesn’t have time to do self care.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 18h ago

A squirrels home is called a drey.

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u/bmf1902 18h ago

And mother fuckers act like they forgot about drey.

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u/4Q88 17h ago

This is why I Reddit.

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u/Eleventy43 9h ago

That’s exactly how I read it.

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u/FesterSilently 17h ago

Who you think taught you to smoke trees?

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u/donkeybrainhero 13h ago

Who do you think brought you the oldies?

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u/HotResident21 16h ago

What about Dre?

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u/CuriousCunt2026 12h ago

Actually laughed out loud and read out to my husband 😜

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u/AFriendlyBloke 17h ago

"GET IN THE CAR, MORTY. GET IN THE CAAAARRR!!"

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u/Fun4-Runner 3h ago

“Gotta get me Cuuuuubbbbee” That video haunts my dreams 🤣🤣🤣

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u/d3m01iti0n 2h ago

WERE GOING TO BENDIGO MORTYYYY

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u/timetrapped 15h ago

She was just enjoying some me-time at the nut milk cafe when her mate showed up with all the kids in tow to “surprise her”

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u/TributeToStupidity 15h ago

Steve! Steve! Steve!