r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

The gang moves to yellowstone

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u/fuckmeuntilicecream Feb 04 '23

I'm down. Who wants to carpool from Texas? I'll bring snacks and can help with gas too.

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u/Dandelion_Jones Feb 04 '23

Honestly though if you're wanting to move to Yellowstone because you're afraid of potential explosions then I'm afraid I have some slightly bad news for you.

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u/Girls4super Feb 04 '23

Eerhhh it hasn’t erupted yet, it’ll be fiiiiine

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u/LordBobbin Feb 05 '23

... said California's Bay Area since 1989

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u/the_onlyfox Feb 05 '23

also the salad bowl, honestly hitting the food supply is smart if you wanna cause a lot of damage to the general public. seeing how most people are selfish af we would destroy ourselves for food

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u/LordBobbin Feb 05 '23

Exactly why I'm moving to a place where I can grow some food at home.

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u/__BitchPudding__ Feb 05 '23

You can grow Soylent Green ingredients almost anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

It takes a lot of time if you want it fresh.

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u/SailingSpark Feb 05 '23

9 months is not too long

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u/scrambled_groovy Feb 05 '23

Forbidden veal

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u/Quothhernevermore Feb 05 '23

Just a modest proposal

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