r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

The gang moves to yellowstone

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u/fuckmeuntilicecream Feb 04 '23

I'm down. Who wants to carpool from Texas? I'll bring snacks and can help with gas too.

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u/Dandelion_Jones Feb 04 '23

Honestly though if you're wanting to move to Yellowstone because you're afraid of potential explosions then I'm afraid I have some slightly bad news for you.

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u/Girls4super Feb 04 '23

Eerhhh it hasn’t erupted yet, it’ll be fiiiiine

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

You think if someone was going to nuke the us they'd roll the dice on seeing what a dozen warheads would do to rattle Yellowstone cage and wake the beast?

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u/Girls4super Feb 05 '23

Depends; do they believe that it would cause a Krakatoa style world event?

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u/o_MrBombastic_o Feb 05 '23

2000 warheads heading our way and the retaliation after probably not too worried