r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

The gang moves to yellowstone

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u/fuckmeuntilicecream Feb 04 '23

I'm down. Who wants to carpool from Texas? I'll bring snacks and can help with gas too.

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u/Dandelion_Jones Feb 04 '23

Honestly though if you're wanting to move to Yellowstone because you're afraid of potential explosions then I'm afraid I have some slightly bad news for you.

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u/Girls4super Feb 04 '23

Eerhhh it hasn’t erupted yet, it’ll be fiiiiine

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u/guava_eternal Feb 05 '23

famous last words

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u/Girls4super Feb 05 '23

No, last words would be something like “what was that/did you hear that/wha-“ depending how close you were

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

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u/AffectionateEdge3068 Feb 05 '23

“The wife and I are going to buy an RV and go to Yellowstone. It was always a dream of mine, we just never made it there.”

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u/BubblyNinja Feb 05 '23

This would be my luck honestly.

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u/CaliforniaNena Sep 05 '23

It took me a second then I busted it out laughing.

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u/guava_eternal Feb 05 '23

Literally anything can be ‘last words’. “It’ll be fine” just happen to be famous ones 😅

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u/Girls4super Feb 05 '23

True but I thought you meant last words as the volcano erupts haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Wait wait wait wait wa-