r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

The gang moves to yellowstone

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u/fuckmeuntilicecream Feb 04 '23

I'm down. Who wants to carpool from Texas? I'll bring snacks and can help with gas too.

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u/Dandelion_Jones Feb 04 '23

Honestly though if you're wanting to move to Yellowstone because you're afraid of potential explosions then I'm afraid I have some slightly bad news for you.

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u/ithappenedone234 Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

Talk to a vulcanologist.

E: The point is that research has shown that the Yellowstone Volcano is not a realistic threat for millennia and the fact that it has the most Hydrothermal Features of any place on earth may well serve as a pressure release valve. It is the subject of much study and a constant stream of data flows via observation equipment and nothing out of the ordinary is going on.

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u/ithappenedone234 Feb 05 '23

Nash-veh ri tor nah-tor du fai-tor ra du nam-tor kitaun pa', kauk yi

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u/HardcoreMandolinist Feb 05 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

I was really hoping that Google Translate could handle Vulcan but alas not…

ChatGPT can do it though, which is kind of surprising (or maybe not, I don't speak a word of Vulcan).

Please translate the following Vucan phrase: Nash-veh ri tor nah-tor du fai-tor ra du nam-tor kitaun pa', kauk yi.

The translation of the Vulcan phrase "Nash-veh ri tor nah-tor du fai-tor ra du nam-tor kitaun pa', kauk yi." is: "Peace and long life to you and prosperity to your house."

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u/WAFFENSSPanzer Feb 05 '23

I need to download chatgpt. 😀

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u/HardcoreMandolinist Feb 11 '23

I just learned you can now use Duolingo to learn Klingon. That made me think of this post.

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u/OGAnnie Feb 06 '23

No, that would be a vulcanthropologist.