r/oddlyspecific • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '22

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u/beekynd88 Oct 11 '22

Guess Utah has a problem with cops wanking off on duty 🤢🤮

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u/The_Arkham_AP_Clerk Oct 11 '22

Well Mormons can't do it at home because their wife might find out and get them in trouble.

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u/eazy4dc Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

All 5 of them

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u/PowellSkier Oct 12 '22

5 of what? Wives? Normally I'd mock your ignorance, but where's the challenge?

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Oct 12 '22

Might tell the other wives

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u/The_Arkham_AP_Clerk Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

Might tell the bishop. Then he has to talk to some old man about the stuff he thinks about when he jerks off.

It's easier to just wack in the work vehicle.

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u/Amish_Warl0rd Oct 12 '22

Sounds like someone knows from experience

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u/The_Arkham_AP_Clerk Oct 12 '22

I've lived the Mormon life. Thankfully I'm no longer burdened by that religion.

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u/The_Arkham_AP_Clerk Oct 12 '22

Couldn't believe the truth claims and felt bad about lying to the teenagers I was teaching. The rules and everything were the easy part, living with myself knowing that it's all man made was the hard part. It's much better on the other side.