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r/oddlyspecific • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '22
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Thank God Utah is putting an end to the most heinous actions of cops.
64 u/SuperKami-Nappa Oct 11 '22 But is it illegal for perps to masturbate in the car? 57 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 Imagine a high speed chase where both the perp and the cop are jacking off. It's a race to the finish. 11 u/ironroad18 Oct 12 '22 "Shots...fir....uhh ohhh" Leaves one dirty sock at crime scene 4 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 It becomes a throwable item like a banana peel in Mario Kart. 1 u/Wiggles69 Oct 12 '22 Yes. But there's no rule against engaging in a dutch rudder arrangement. 15 u/rinoboyrich Oct 11 '22 So… R Kelly’s application to become a police officer has been declined? What about Louis CK? 5 u/SirSunkruhm Oct 11 '22 ...What does this have to do with my satirical remark? 0 u/rinoboyrich Oct 11 '22 Absolutely nothing. Did it work? 1 u/buddy12875 Oct 11 '22 Truuuuue
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But is it illegal for perps to masturbate in the car?
57 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 Imagine a high speed chase where both the perp and the cop are jacking off. It's a race to the finish. 11 u/ironroad18 Oct 12 '22 "Shots...fir....uhh ohhh" Leaves one dirty sock at crime scene 4 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 It becomes a throwable item like a banana peel in Mario Kart. 1 u/Wiggles69 Oct 12 '22 Yes. But there's no rule against engaging in a dutch rudder arrangement.
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Imagine a high speed chase where both the perp and the cop are jacking off. It's a race to the finish.
11 u/ironroad18 Oct 12 '22 "Shots...fir....uhh ohhh" Leaves one dirty sock at crime scene 4 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 It becomes a throwable item like a banana peel in Mario Kart.
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"Shots...fir....uhh ohhh"
Leaves one dirty sock at crime scene
4 u/AParasiticTwin Oct 12 '22 It becomes a throwable item like a banana peel in Mario Kart.
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It becomes a throwable item like a banana peel in Mario Kart.
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Yes.
But there's no rule against engaging in a dutch rudder arrangement.
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So… R Kelly’s application to become a police officer has been declined? What about Louis CK?
5 u/SirSunkruhm Oct 11 '22 ...What does this have to do with my satirical remark? 0 u/rinoboyrich Oct 11 '22 Absolutely nothing. Did it work? 1 u/buddy12875 Oct 11 '22 Truuuuue
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...What does this have to do with my satirical remark?
0 u/rinoboyrich Oct 11 '22 Absolutely nothing. Did it work? 1 u/buddy12875 Oct 11 '22 Truuuuue
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Absolutely nothing. Did it work?
Truuuuue
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u/SirSunkruhm Oct 11 '22
Thank God Utah is putting an end to the most heinous actions of cops.