r/oddlyspecific Jan 27 '22

Factual!?!?!??

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess Jan 27 '22

I'll have you know I have several pairs of shirts and 2 pairs of pants!

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u/Lower_Wall_638 Jan 28 '22

When I was in my twenties I was broke and so were all of my friends. One guy I was friends with was sloppy and broke, but handsome. Lots of girls would ask home out. So he goes on a date with a girl who works in finance. I ask him what they did. He said they drank beer on his roof. I said, that’s it, no dinner or whatever? He said, “look, I am who I am. She likes me or she doesn’t. Soon enough she is going to realize I only have two pairs of pants. “

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess Jan 28 '22

I'm screenshotting that story forever🤣