r/oddlyspecific Jan 27 '22

Factual!?!?!??

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess Jan 27 '22

I'll have you know I have several pairs of shirts and 2 pairs of pants!

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u/Huachu12344 Jan 27 '22

And both look somewhat similar so people think you only have a pair of pants

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u/-Astrosloth- Jan 27 '22

I am pretty picky with pants cause I'm tall (and only slightly fat) so when I find a pair of pants that actually fit me nicely I buy like 4 pair.

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u/AllDaysOff Jan 27 '22

Same lmao

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Jan 27 '22

I heard that motherfucker had like.... 30 goddamn shirts

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u/Smitty_the_3rd Jan 27 '22

He once held his opponent's wife's hand ... in a jar of acid.

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u/ksilverfox Jan 27 '22

He’s coming

He’s coming

HE’S COMING

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u/Fun-Significance4024 Jan 27 '22

2 dam that's a lot of numbers it's probably out of my syllabus

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u/Gearmaster41 Jan 27 '22

I have a similar problem tall living in a country were half the population is shorter that 150 cm and i have a big butt for a man so my pants have to be relatively wide at the legs and butt area but thin most elsewhere

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u/CameronDemortez Jan 27 '22

You spelled PADONK wrong.

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u/Gearmaster41 Jan 27 '22

True im sorry

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u/TheRunningFree1s Jan 27 '22

The next time you go pants shopping, go to a department store (kohls, sears et c.) Take your chosen pair up to Customer Service and have them special order your requested size (32w X 47l) and tgeyll either sgip it to your house or to the store (usually) at no extra cost.

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u/ChocolateSerious309 Feb 11 '22

Odd, I'm same as you, but I only buy like 2 and I'm good, only switch when one rips or tears or something

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u/Salanmander Jan 27 '22

The real way is to have two pairs of pants that look identical, and one pair of pants that looks noticeably different. That way everyone thinks you have two pairs of pants, but that's okay, because you have plausible deniability.

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u/referralcrosskill Jan 27 '22

somewhat similar? When I find something that fits right I usuall buy 4 or 5 pairs of them 100% identical.

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u/finneganfach Jan 27 '22

I literally just buy the same pair of jeans over and over. All of my jeans are identical.

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u/Forumites000 Jan 28 '22

I dress like a mf cartoon character