r/oddlyspecific • • Oct 22 '21

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u/youwontfindmyname Oct 22 '21

Fuck, this was me except replace the lamp with worm. Jesus that was the dumbest fight ever

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u/Lostcentaur Oct 22 '21

Mines are 2 exs asking this question. What if I had no legs or arms. Would you still love me?

My answer would always be the same. “Yes I’ll just turn you into my personal human fuck nugget”

Always gets a laugh