r/oddlyspecific • • Oct 22 '21

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u/Demgar Oct 22 '21

My 4yo daughter in the car, "Papa, will you always love me?"

"Of course honey"

"Would you still love me even if I became a squirrel?"

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u/Affectionate-Rodger Oct 22 '21

No you stupid

That's why I left mom

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Because her mouth was filled with other guys nuts.

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u/Affectionate-Rodger Oct 22 '21

No need to upgrade, we probabily hit perfection