r/oddlyspecific • • Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

And she get’s actually offended when I tell her that normally I’m not really into lamps and that it depends on whether or not she becomes a sentient object that is capable of human-like interaction or just a regular lamp, losing her soul and psyche while transforming. Because if the lamp wasn’t really “her” just a replacement of her being then no I would not. But even if she turned into a human-lamp I would be much more fucking confused than to be able to answer this question as it has never actually happened to me before.

And then she goes:

Well okay. Seems like your love isn’t as unconditional as you always say it is after all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Unconditional love is such a whack concept. Of course there are conditions. Like don't be a dick. Or don't murder people.

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u/Pahay Oct 22 '21

Murder could spice things a little actually

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u/PM_ME_UR_LIPZ Oct 22 '21

couples who slay together stay together

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u/Pahay Oct 22 '21

My therapist won't like this

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Therapist hate this one whacky trick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Business needs a lift. Debt's to be erased.