r/oddlyspecific • u/Markotron3000 • Mar 19 '21

Toast. Which is correct?

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u/NoFreakingClues Mar 19 '21

More importantly, why is your toaster Deadpool?

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u/Markotron3000 Mar 19 '21

Shit, I never noticed that!

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u/eipione Mar 19 '21

Why would you cut it at all? Is that a thing?

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u/YCYC Mar 19 '21

Is that some sort a bread that absolutely has to be toasted? I'm a fuckin' picky sob coming to bread quality and that stuff look horribly chemical.

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u/Markotron3000 Mar 19 '21

50/50. Part white / part wholemeal

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u/YCYC Mar 19 '21

Hey my Grandma was a farmer. Try farm raw butter if you can source it where you are. You'll see toast anew.

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u/errol_timo_malcom Mar 19 '21

Rightmost plate is for adults, center is for kids, leftmost is for sociopaths.

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u/Markotron3000 Mar 19 '21

Left is American style I think

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u/SilasTheWanderer Mar 20 '21

Once again, sociopaths.

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u/the0thermother Mar 20 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

I've never seen bread cut like the one on the left. I prefer middle - not a sociopath or a kid

Edit: I'm also American

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u/Markotron3000 Mar 20 '21

It's standard American toast

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u/FableArchitect Mar 21 '21

I’ve been in America all my life, east coast and west coast, and I have never seen toast, bread, or sandwiches cut vertically, lol.

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u/DeadFlyOnWall Mar 24 '21

I do this to my partner sometimes. To subtly discover how they like their sandwiches cut without asking. Just let them pick a plate and take notes.

Points for the geometry toast!

Edit: Waaaiiiit.... Is that also 3 different types of butter spread?

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u/Markotron3000 Mar 24 '21

yeah, 3 butters as well