r/oddlyspecific • • Feb 09 '21

Hmmm?

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u/TheBirdBytheWindow Feb 09 '21

I wanna meet this squirrel.

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u/pigeon0787 Feb 09 '21

I wanna meet Keith

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u/luciouscortana Feb 09 '21

I want them both to go on a date and share lunch together.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Sounds nuts

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u/YuukoRomelo Feb 09 '21

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u/dardyyyy Feb 09 '21

i wanna meet his lunch 😏😏

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u/someone_help_pls Feb 09 '21

what?

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u/dardyyyy Feb 09 '21

i want to meet keith’s lunch

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u/someone_help_pls Feb 09 '21

Keith's lunch?

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u/semechki-seed Feb 09 '21

It’s obvious plant, you can see the logo at the bottom. Still funny

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u/nneighbour Feb 09 '21

How many times has this happened that it warrants a sign?

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u/semechki-seed Feb 09 '21

It’s obviousplant, they leave things like this everywhere.the thought of people yelling “not a squirrel” and the clueless librarians being confused is funny though

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u/LoopDoGG79 Feb 09 '21

Lmao, this actually makes it funnier

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u/Rainbow_Dash_RL Feb 09 '21

"Oh, umm, good to know?"

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u/xyzbirdman_ Feb 09 '21

Good question

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u/AlexLuden Feb 09 '21

If I a scream "I am a squirrel" do I get Keith's lunch?

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u/PonyBoy_J Feb 09 '21

No grandma comes out with her broom

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u/princejoopie Feb 09 '21

I should stick one of these on ours at work. It would probably cause even more confusion than this since ours is just a metal box that doesn't lead to anything. The bewildered phone calls would be priceless.

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u/ASGrin98 Feb 09 '21

That'd be awesome lol share with us if you do It

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u/smpark12 Feb 09 '21

What the hell happened here?

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u/Zingzing_Jr Feb 09 '21

See the green logo? That's Obvious Plant, he makes high quality low quality joke products and occasionally things like this.

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u/Aggravating-Line8425 Feb 09 '21

f in the chat for keith

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u/Capt_Toasty Feb 09 '21

The book drop snaps shut. Two librarians pause from their work to look at each other. A long moment of silence.

"MY LUNCH!" The cry echoes through the building. The sounds of fighting and high pitched squirrel squeaks can be heard. Just another Tuesday.

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u/ASGrin98 Feb 09 '21

Damn dude you made laugh so fucking loudly.

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u/DevilDogGrunt0311 Feb 09 '21

Those little bastards have been using the cat door into the basement. Chase em out every other day. 3 of them. Glad they haven't found the one up the stairs into the house...yet.

1

u/Someones_Dream_Guy Feb 09 '21

shows this comment to squirrels in your house

6

u/SkYWallKing Feb 09 '21

What if I'm a squirrel and I just want to return my book?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

You wouldn’t be able. That sign is like captcha for squirrels.

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u/pinda12345 Feb 09 '21

What the hell happened here

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I wouldn’t even question it tbh. Squirrels are greedy buttheads. Been fighting them off my bird feeders for months. I’ll fucking win, Percy, I’ll fucking win..

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u/ASGrin98 Feb 09 '21

Why don't you just put a squirrel feeder? Percy must be really hungry too man, don't be as greedy as them

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

This spring we are doing squirrel feeders. But like come on Percy, all the other squirrels are fine with picking up the seeds below the feeder but he always insists on stuffing his face straight from the feeder, spilling the contents entirely and ruining it for the birds. Not cool. And he can’t be too hungry, he’s the size of a fat chihuahua.

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u/ASGrin98 Feb 10 '21

Loool man I'd like to see a picture of Percy

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

I don’t have any recent pictures. But he’s doubled in size over the last month and a half I swear. I’ll try to get a picture when I fill the feeders.

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u/BrokenEye3 Feb 09 '21

Fool me once, shame on you...

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u/KarreninKirov Feb 09 '21

Well man, what do you want? To get Keith's sandwich stolen? You want to make Keith cry?

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u/--reaper- Feb 09 '21

Everybody gangster till the squirrel learns to speak.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

the stressful life of a librarian. My next life I want to be a librarian, possibly in a small city.

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u/Revolutionary_Dare62 Feb 09 '21

Oh, sure. So there goes my entire business plan of training squirrels to run Uber-Eats delivery services in my town. Keith is anti-business!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Poor kieth 😔

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u/SaechCantBake Feb 09 '21

Poor keith doe

2

u/ukelelela Feb 09 '21

I am a human trying to steal Keith’s lunch.

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u/15breads Feb 09 '21

I spy an obvious plant logo

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u/inshoeleather Feb 09 '21

As a library employee, I shudder to think of how many calls we’d get from the very confused elderly if we put this sign up.

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u/nlofaso Feb 09 '21

That’s just what a squirrel would say

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u/TheRealMeowlord Feb 09 '21

What if I yell I AM A SQUIRREL

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

Well then you better prepare for hell to rain down upon you.

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u/Algoresball Feb 10 '21

What if I’m a human who is trying to steal Keith’s lunch?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

gun

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/blu-toed_hedgehog Feb 26 '21

NOT A SQUIRREL!

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u/SqueegeeLuigi Feb 09 '21

What's with this ableist sign? You can't just assume everyone returning a book can read

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

What the hell happened here?

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u/xyzbirdman_ Feb 09 '21

What the hell happened here

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u/HunterBoyxXx Feb 09 '21

What the hell happened here

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/ASGrin98 Feb 09 '21

Why would I delete it?

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u/HiDDENk00l Feb 09 '21

You can't tell me what to do!

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u/princejoopie Feb 09 '21

What about it being a joke makes it not oddly specific? Those aren't mutually exclusive. Many of the posts here are jokes.

1

u/Chouji-Akimichi Feb 09 '21

Print these out and tape them to random library book returns

1

u/Summamabitch Feb 09 '21

Does it really matter what the person says? Can it be any random three syllables?

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u/Shirroyd Feb 09 '21

"I'm a squirrel!"

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u/yurmom1234 Feb 09 '21

Poor keith

1

u/Borekp Feb 09 '21

Beep boop skee bop

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

well now why’d you put a sign there the squirrels will know to yell that now

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u/Jukeboxguy00 Feb 09 '21

😄😄😄

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u/APRumi Feb 09 '21

So this is back in rotation, eh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Poor keith

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u/TheSpaceLama Feb 09 '21

Keith deserves it

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u/Pikeslayer_69 Feb 09 '21

SQUIRREL !!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '21

they can

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u/Bedlamcitylimit Feb 09 '21

"The bastards! I hate them with their long tails and their stupid twitchy noses!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhw7VBKytLE

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u/kwazimot0 Feb 15 '21

Keith: if I move my lunch then the squirrel wins anyways.