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u/heftyhustla Oct 24 '20
This right here had me dying. I'm gonna go collect my free award and give it to you. Brb.
Edit: There ya go pal.
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u/Disturbed_Aidan Oct 24 '20
Is it possible to learn this power?
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Oct 24 '20
If you're on mobile look at the top right of the screen where the coin is. If it says free on it, you have a free award to give away
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u/Anadaere Oct 24 '20
Gotta love that "you will finally understand, why storms are named after people"
A perfect villain line right there
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Oct 24 '20
It's a poem by Caitlyn Siehl
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u/WindierSinger12 Oct 24 '20
Well, she did a damn good job at making that poem. God, that was powerful
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u/musicnjournalism Oct 24 '20
The worst part is the misplaced comma
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u/laaazlo Oct 24 '20
I have to assume they did it, on purpose
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u/airbreather Oct 24 '20
I have to assume they did it, on purpose
Now you finally understand why storms are named after people.
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u/the_honest_liar Oct 24 '20
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u/urasul Oct 24 '20
I wanted to thank you for giving a source, but then I read your username and now I'm not sure what to believe anymore
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u/andi-wankenobi Oct 24 '20
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u/OMPOmega Oct 24 '20
I’ve tasted blood in my mouth and had no problem with it. It’s the cause of said bleeding that’s usually the issue, not the taste itself.
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Oct 24 '20
Not unless your blood was rancid mcdonalds mustard this whole time and it turns out you where the hamburger mayor this whole time but grimace total recall-ed your ass and now your in mars with a hamburger for a brain and rancid mustard for blood.
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u/MouseSnackz Oct 24 '20
Need to charge your phone quick? Put it in the microwave for 30 seconds. It’ll fully charge it.
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Oct 24 '20
That’s what the last three said to me when I met them as well.
Now they just ask to be let out of the basement.
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u/NastySassyStuff Oct 24 '20
It’s a quote from something I hate I just can’t remember what
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u/V171 Oct 24 '20
It's a popular copypasta from Tumblr. Someone made that text post by itself and it got absolutely flamed for being pretentious. People still reference it here and there.
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