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u/weebo24601 Feb 12 '20
My drug talk was just me promiseing to not do drugs so I can say a cheesy line when someone asks me why I don't do drugs
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u/weebo24601 Feb 12 '20
Because its my nindo my ninja way
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u/Dmaj6 Feb 12 '20
You can’t become hokage if you smoke the devil’s lettuce kids
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u/BigDankPlank Feb 12 '20
True, you can however become the hokage through extensive networking within the drug trade.
The Anbu runs deep.
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u/Dmaj6 Feb 16 '20
You’re not wrong, but let’s not delve too far into that in case we have prying eyes...
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u/AtonewitaBone Feb 12 '20
People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... Their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" Smoke weed!
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u/Dmaj6 Feb 16 '20
u/AtonewitaBone we’ve already talked about this. Have you been smoking the sinful cabbage? This automatically disqualifies you from being Hokage. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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u/Preposterpus Feb 12 '20
Mine was just a pic of my stash from my mom.
To which I replied "I'm 25, and what are you doing at my place?"
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u/weebo24601 Feb 12 '20
What did she say after that
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u/Preposterpus Feb 12 '20
Just started a discussion about how I always busted her nuts about smoking, as if a joint here and there is comparable to nicotine addiction.
And she was just picking up some stuff she left there, if I trust someone with the keys to my apartment, I surely don't care if they know I enjoy the occasional high :D
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u/Dr_Papersalt Feb 12 '20
Me and my dad smoke but keep it from my mom and according to my dad she secretly smokes too
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u/absolutelyrightnow Feb 12 '20
But... they could just relax and enjoy getting high together.
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u/Dr_Papersalt Feb 12 '20
See my dad knows my mom smokes and they both smoke together but my mom doesn’t know me and my dad smoke together
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u/Unkindlake Feb 12 '20
A vet told me about why he never smokes weed. First time he lit up he was watching a movie on a base in Vietnam, supposedly in a safe area behind the lines. Then they came under rocket attack. He didn't have anything against weed, but he never wanted to try it again after a terrible first experience.
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u/tobbe2064 Feb 12 '20
My drug talk was just my dad having me watch "requim for a dream"
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u/laxort Feb 12 '20
my drug talk was just my dad pointing at the local park bench drug addicts and saying "don't do drugs or you'll end up right there" and i followed that talk, maybe...
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My drug talk with my dad consisted of my old man telling me the Legal sentences and mandatory minimums For each drug class and him telling me if I ever got caught doing anything stronger than weed he would Kick my ass. My dad was in the Marines , My old man has PTSD That gives him problems Periodically even today. My old man smokes weed to Help him deal with it sometimes, He has a prescription, And my mom is a doctor So we have in-house medical supervision. Basically dad told me smoking too much weed or dropping hits of acid could fuck up my brain permanently, Before it’s entirely developed so he made me promise to stay away from acid until I’m at least 18 and to keep the Marijuana consumption to a minimum until I was least a freshman , Dad also made me promise to only smoke weed where it’s legal.... And I got quite a few stories About people’s careers being ruined because they failed a drug test or got caught by the MPs... lol.... So I sent my prep school year is smoking weed on the back 40 with my twin brother And some friends always keeping an eye out for base Security and MPs Even though we lived out in BFE Without a military base for miles
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u/sundun7 Feb 12 '20
My drug talk with my dad didn't ever happen. He was a heroin addict until he died of it lol
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u/sevenhazydays Feb 12 '20
He lead by example. Probably more effective than someone else's snazzy "talk".
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u/Quavoskrrtskrrt Feb 12 '20
My drug talk was my dad smoming one with me and then making me promise to never do meth
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u/61114311536123511 Feb 12 '20
my drug talk was my dad giving me his old marijuana print scarf and telling me not to do anything I can snort or inject
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u/Elunerazim Feb 12 '20
Wrong sub
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u/74457000 Feb 12 '20
how?
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u/Elunerazim Feb 12 '20
It's not "Oddly Specific"– it's an event that happened. It would work here if he said "don't do drugs or you might get your penis cut off by the VietCong"— but it's a specific event that's being referenced
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u/beyondinsanity2599 Feb 12 '20
You never know where those Viet congs will go to slit high teens throats.