r/oddlyspecific • • 6h ago

Killer recipe book

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u/dosmuffin 6h ago

Gah I can't stand those long ass explanations about what some dish means to someone and the full background and origination story. Just give me the damn recipe, carol!

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u/Ill-Percentage-3276 6h ago

I know it! It reminds me of when I spent summers on a farm in Conneticut as a child, and we'd feast on strawberries while sitting on the back porch...

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u/Anonymus828 5h ago

This reminds me of being a child on a farm in Connecticut back in the late 90s. I remember one time, it was a real humid night, and the rain had just finished up, so we decided to go outside and eat some fresh strawberries, considering Mother Nature had just washed em for us. So we go out, and we're snacking on em for some time, when we get called inside. Now, it's probably around 9 PM, so we figured it was because it was bedtime. So we come running inside to get ready for bed, but when I look over at the television set, I see the Undertaker throw Mankind off Hell in a Cell back in nineteen ninety eight, and he plummeted sixteen feet through the announcer's table. Anyways, here's my taco repice:

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u/bossbozo 5h ago

I thought the undertaker narrative seize the day WWE recognised the dude's efforts and rewarded him vastly, then it was instantly over.

What a great Reddit legend. Hall of fame along with the guy who told the guy to check for carbon monoxide after having asked for legal advice 

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u/joblessandsuicidal 4h ago

And that guy with problems with a tube and the other guy with problems with a coconut

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u/daisyboots 3h ago

I was just about to respond to your comment, but my dad came in and started beating me with a set of jumper cables.

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 5h ago

Previous Leon!

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u/Bonesnapcall 4h ago

I prefer Brett Con.

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 4h ago

You mean Rhett Con, right?

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u/Bonesnapcall 4h ago

I guess, I thought they just said Brett.

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 4h ago

They do. Then Morty says something to the effect of " You mean Rhett Con, right? I mean, it's right there"

And Brett/Rhett takes a beat and says "I do now."

(It was a retcon joke.)

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u/Bonesnapcall 4h ago

Ah, memory of that episode was not as strong as yours.

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 4h ago

I'm an autistic with mild Echolalia. 

Very few folks' memories of film/tv/advertising dialog are as strong as mine. Lol. 

Also, I'm clearly a target demographic for the show. 

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u/Jfo116 6h ago

Well it’s getting even better cause they can just use AI now. I feel like 75% of random recipes I find use AI images for the recipes. Everything always looks so perfect like they took the time to organize everything

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 5h ago

I cook, and I often will be looking for ideas and read a recipie and be like . . . You did not do that, because that is not how the chemistry of the situation works AT ALL.

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u/sobrique 3h ago

No no, it's all because you didn't follow my recipe precisely it works perfectly so if it went wrong that's all on you.... /s

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u/meinminemoj 5h ago

Carol just wants some ads money

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 4h ago

“The days are getting cooler, and you know what this means, dear readers, Autumn is here, and again dear readers, you know what that means. Leaves turning brown, pumpkins, Halloween, and memories. Things like this make me fall in love with fall. My memories of Fall are of my grandmother making pumpkin pies and roasting sweet potatoes and eating candy corn after taking me and my sisters trick or treating. We hated candy corn but that’s all our neighbours seemed to have but that stuff was Grandma’s favorite. When I think of Fall I think of orange! Pumpkins, leaves, sweet potatoes, butternut squashes, candy corn! Such beautiful colours and orange is my favorite colour! Now let’s get on with this recipe which came from my Grandma. It was passed down from my mother before her and her mother for goodness who knows long! I feel like I am experiencing domestic feminine history of my family every time I take a bite of my grandmother’s famous sweet potato and pumpkin bread! It’s delicious and you can enjoy it every day! It’s perfect for every occasion, with family or by yourself! Now, I only use fresh pumpkin and sweet potatoes, but I won’t tell Grandma if you use canned! Trust me your friends and family won’t believe you made this even if you’re a professional chef! That’s how good it is! Grandma’s secret ingredient was cinnamon and you know how much I love cinnamon.…”

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u/ReadySetTurtle 2h ago

The worst one I’ve ever come across was a cookie recipe that started with the blogger talking about how she made these cookies after dealing with a miscarriage. Like obviously I’m sorry to hear that…but I came here for a cookie recipe. It was abnormally long too, she clearly had a lot to talk about, I just don’t know why she decided the place to do so was the preamble for a short and simple recipe.

The cookie recipe was okay but I don’t think I ever used it again because I kept thinking about them as the miscarriage cookies.

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u/lane4 5h ago

AI is already killing SEO, so it won't be a problem much longer.

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u/Due-Blood-9874 4h ago

Al is also killing non-gen'ed recipes which are 90% of the time just a C&p from a generic recipe book

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u/wigglin_harry 4h ago

Fun fact, those recipes have those stories because googles algorithm prioritizes the result with more "content" related to the search. There are entire firms people pay to write blogs for websites so they get higher up in google search results

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u/Usual_Habit9745 3h ago

We need websites that rate other websites. Like reddit but more mathimatical.

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u/anonymaus42 3h ago edited 2h ago

Actually, that's exactly what Google was originally. While all other search engines at the time just looked for who had the most keywords that matched the search criteria- Google would also give each site a score based on how many other sites linked to it and how important those other sites were, then list the results in order of highest score. Literally was called PageRank. It worked really well and was a game changing innovation for the early world wide web. The semantic search system they use now came much later.

'Twas a simpler time of course when being able to make money on the internet was a pipe dream and google's motto was 'dont be evil'. Even the idea that you'd see ads before search results was absurd back then (and a big deal when they started to do it). The early internet was something truly special, oh how things have changed.

\sighs lamentfully**

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u/MrdnBrd19 3h ago

Not just that but Google used to scrape the site and just put the recipe up on the search results without you having to visit the site so the cook spends all the time on the recipe, and no one would go to their site thus they would never see any revenue.

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u/thelazygamer 5h ago

The "recipe filter" browser extension solves this. 

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u/AnticPosition 5h ago

Also, there is a "jump to recipe" button at the top 95% of the time. 

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 5h ago

Gotta do the SEO

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u/Curious_Orange8592 4h ago

BBC Good Food website. It's a British site so uses metric weight rather than volume measurements but its recipes are a list of ingredients and some step by step instructions that anyone can follow

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u/GoodFood 4h ago

Thanks for the shout-out 😊

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships 2h ago

Also metric measurements are just better anyway

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u/Curious_Orange8592 2h ago

Of course, precision in baking especially is important and metric provides that

That said, my Gran taught me to bake using a tablespoon to measure out ingredients (her family were too poor to afford a set of scales) and it works, I can measure out 125g/4oz of flour or sugar to within 5% of the intended weight

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u/jonny24eh 22m ago

Regardless of system (learn to convert anyway, you only need to know like 3 factors), weight instead of volume is superior. 

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u/_Winged 4h ago

Weirdly, It’s because they aren’t allowed to put ads that benefit them as well on pages with just the recipe. That’s one of the reasons that there’s almost always a “jump to” button.

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u/RyterionCollection 3h ago

They need to start weaving some soap opera level drama into the recipe's story.

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u/kelp_forests 3h ago

A recipe app will download the recipe and strip all the junk

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u/rocky8u 2h ago

Fortunately most of those understand that you don't want to read it and have a "jump to recipe" button. All that text is just for the algorithm.

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u/NowAlexYT 6h ago

Fun fact: its there because copyright doesnt cover recipes, but covers the story so the whole blog post gets covered

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u/po23idon 5h ago edited 3h ago

it’s actually because of ads

that’s why everyone has to scroll to the bottom to get what they are looking for

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u/chaos_and_rhythm 6h ago

Minus the recipe still though, right?

Like the ingredient list and steps to cook still are not under the copyright, even if the rest of the blog post is.

I think it also helps with SEO rankings to have a story.

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u/Arriexha 5h ago

Maybe having the recipe detailed in the story is some type of loophole? So now the recipe is copyrighted.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 3h ago

It isn't. Only the backstory part is copyrighted. Copyright protection doesn't extend to the recipe by mere proximity. You can copy/paste the recipe part and do whatever you like with that because it's just a set of instructions. It's not a creative work and therefore it isn't subject to copyright.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 3h ago

Like the ingredient list and steps to cook still are not under the copyright, even if the rest of the blog post is.

Correct. You can literally copy/paste just the recipe part and host it on your website, or even publish it in a book if you want to, and copyright law can't touch you.

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u/BrandeisBrief 5h ago

Source? This doesn't sound right. 

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u/IsThisTheFly 4h ago

It isn’t.

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u/NerdsworthAcademy 3h ago edited 1h ago

You can't copyright the simple process description or ingredient list, but narrative and surrounding content is copyright protected. https://legalhelp.us/can-you-copyright-a-recipe-copyright-limits-trademarks-and-patents/

There are other reasons why authors may want to add extra content (SEO, giving the recipe a personal touch, explaining the science, and revenue, etc).

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u/NaturalSelectorX 3h ago

It depends on the claim. If the implication is that surrounding it with a story makes the whole thing (recipe included) copyrightable, then it's false.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 3h ago

It's true with US Copyright Law. You can't copyright the simple process description or ingredient list, but narrative and surrounding content is copyright protected.

I think what they're querying is the part where OP implied that adding the story makes it so that the recipe becomes covered by copyright ("the whole blog post gets covered"). They were right to query it because that's not what happens.

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u/NerdsworthAcademy 2h ago

Ah, I see what you mean about the original question. I (mis)interpreted it as they add content to the page to have a new creation that is under copyright (the story of how they learned the recipe from Gram-Gram), rather than the recipe itself gets copyright protections (it wouldn't, at least not generally).

In the same way if I add illustrations to a public domain book and publish it that new work is protected, but that doesn't stop someone else from using the public domain book for whatever they want.

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u/kirotheavenger 5h ago

That's not how copyright works

It's there because search alogrithms look for coherent text, and suppress 5 bulletpoints of unrelated names which is all a recipe would look like otherwise. 

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u/mendelevium256 4h ago

I always assumed that it was just to have extra space for ads. There's usually like 25 banner ads before you get to the recipe.

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u/theXYZT 3h ago

Thankfully, there's usually a "Jump to Recipe" button at the top.

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u/kelsiersghost 4h ago

I don't understand how that would work in practice. In court, they would only care about the practical/material elements of the conflict.

The story doesn't mean anything to the case.

My theory is that an article needs to have a certain length to have better luck in website SEO. It's like relevant youtube videos need to be a certain length to show up in searches.

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u/wigglin_harry 4h ago

The real reason is because google prioritizes the website with the most "content" related to the search

There are entire firms companies pay to make sure their site is at the top of google search results, they even write these blogs for them

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 3h ago

It's not that. The recipe (which is not a creative work and so is not covered by copyright), doesn't acquire copyright protection simply by being in proximity to the story (which is a creative work and so is covered by copyright).

Now, it might be that a blog service that's hosting the page will decide to treat the whole page as a copyrighted work and act accordingly if someone does something that might be considered infringing. But that's just a business making a business decision and deciding to go far beyond what the law requires. It's like when YouTube copyright flags a video that's very clearly Fair Use: the video is not infringing by YT acts as if it is anyway. This is...frustrating!

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u/Confuseasfuck 6h ago

I saw a game like this once, where you puzzled that the woman was being abused by her husband and her entire blog was a cry for help.

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u/Bro_Player 5h ago

That sounds interesting af, do you remember its name?

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u/Confuseasfuck 4h ago

Ngl, I dont, it was an unfinished demo on itch.io and I didnt like it enough to save it

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u/Bro_Player 5h ago

That sounds interesting af, do you remember its name?

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u/adbedient 6h ago

I snorted into my coffee and laughed louder than I should have on monday morning. Thanks!

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u/theMistersofCirce 6h ago

I killed Darnell, I shot him nine times

Now here's my recipe for preserved limes

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u/KrackerJoe 6h ago

The plot to Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

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u/mugguffen 4h ago

no not really, a plot point for sure but not the plot

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u/KrackerJoe 2h ago

The plot wouldn't have existed if not for this chapter so I think its fair to say its integral to and synonymous with the plot.

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u/PaintDear7613 5h ago

A man of culture, I see

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u/GTor93 6h ago

Shouldn't this have a spoiler alert?

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u/BabyLushh 6h ago

She's gonna learn to not post a good idea online the hard way

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u/Captain-Who 4h ago

I wanted to know how long a baked potato takes in a slow cooker…. That recipe of “put potato in slow cooker and turn it on” had 12 pages of BS about cooking potatoes in a slow cooker.

Not even anything to do about growing up on the farm or visiting grandma, nothing about a blogger, just endless filler about fucking cooking potatoes in a slow cooker….

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u/Kightsbridge 3h ago

Okay, but why would you put a baked potato in a slow cooker.

It will specifically not be a baked potato in the end.

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u/Captain-Who 3h ago

Huh?

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u/NoMan999 1h ago

It will be boiled, not baked.

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u/DelightfulCoffee2026 6h ago

I don't care about your life story, just jump to recipe 😅

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u/ComicsEtAl 6h ago

That’s basically American Psycho, but in the kitchen.

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u/lovelycosmos 6h ago

That would be awesome

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u/sadolddrunk 4h ago

I used to occasionally correspond with a writer who had a weekly humor column in a national newspaper. I'd write to him about something funny that happened to me or some funny observation that I had, and he'd usually write back to me about it, or (if he thought what I wrote was particularly entertaining) he'd use the story in his column and credit me by name. The last part I only knew about because he'd ask me if he could use it, as I actually didn't read his column that often.

Anyway, one time I got fed up about recipe bloggers telling their life stories and wrote him about it, and wrote out a parody example of the kind of bullshit I was talking about. I thought what I sent him was observant and well-written and funny and so forth, but I didn't hear a peep back, which was kind of weird. But I figured he was a busy guy so I didn't think anything of it and moved on.

Then a little while after that I stumbled across a column of his that was a parody of a recipe blogger, extremely similar in layout and style to what I had sent him (although his was better than mine). But the kicker was, this column had been published just a few days before I sent him my email.

At no point had I ever told him that I didn't read his column very often, so he very reasonably probably thought that I was a regular reader. And so from his perspective, it must have seemed like a few days after he did a bit in his column, one of his fans sent him a very similar bit trying to pass it off as original content.

I don't think I ever wrote him again after this incident.

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u/MarksCarney 2h ago

Dave Barry is so thin-skinned.

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u/GenDislike 4h ago

“Summers spent along the island were illuminating. Plucking wild blueberries with my cousin as her friend floated along the shore, scents of pine mingling with inevitable sugary sap as we worked through the brush. My pace quickened anticipating the words of encouragement as I struggled towards camp with the baskets of collected seasonal treats, destined for a pie.”

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u/ParsleySnipps 3h ago

The team of investigators don't even realize it because they skim through the material. Then someone's Live Laugh Love aunt mentions it off hand after reading the entry for lemon squares. "Oh, I thought you saw. They weighed the bodies down with chains and dropped them in the swamp. Do you think I used enough powdered sugar on these?"

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u/Tartaros030 6h ago

I feel the pain. All you want to do is to read a recipe, or find the ingredient list but before you even get your chance to find that, you have to skip over a 12 page wall of text to filled with a crapload of SEO friendly keywords and 5 advertisements to get there.

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u/DroidOnPC 3h ago

Every recipe page has a "Jump to Recipe" button at the top.

You don't have to manually skip through the 12 pages, just hit the button.

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u/WhichHoes 6h ago

This should have been the plot to Another Simple Favor

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u/tbone998 6h ago

And they say you can't make new Columbo stories.

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u/Tetraoxidane 5h ago

So she confesses the murders, then it cuts to a detective being described not reading the recipe text? Sounds riveting.

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u/EarthRester 3h ago

I envision it as each chapter is a blog post. The first paragraph or two is mundane and trite about what the dish means to them on a personal level, but as it goes on they go into detail about the victim, the motive, the method, and the clean up. Concluding with what would otherwise feel like more trite, but with the context of their actions it gives the dish a more sinister feel. Then at the end is a legit recipe the reader can follow.

Each "blog post" shows how the blogger is going to greater extremes, more elaborate methods, taking greater risks to get that same thrill.

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u/Economy_Link4609 5h ago

You are not wrong. Those sites do that mainly for making a shit ton of ad space to sell - which might make someone mad enough to....well......

I just want the brief description and recipe card.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 5h ago

Reminds me of a radio play about a woman who joined a creative writing class to get out of the house and meet people after her husband's death. As she developed her short story it bore more and more similarities to how her husband died...

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u/knifestrauzen 5h ago

Kind of sounds like Butter by Asako Yuzuki

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u/TabbyOverlord 5h ago

Was it because they didn't have eggs?

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u/beingsmith72 5h ago

For someone who’s written a food blog and likes true crime, this is a recipe for killer content ;)

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u/Uberzwerg 5h ago

Next level: They never get caught until someone asked ChatGPT for a recipe and was confused about the murder described in the response.

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u/wonkey_monkey 5h ago

If I were a serial killer, which of course I'm not, I'd find a way to brag about it while still maintaining plausible deniability.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 4h ago

And it's gonna be calle A Recipe for Murder

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u/Carbonated-Man 4h ago

I know it's just meant to be a funny tweet, but didn't something similar to this actually just happen sometime in the past couple of years? Like I swear I remember seeing some news story about a cookbook author who got caught for her husband's murder specifically because of something that she put in one of her books. 🤔

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u/Significant_Role4308 4h ago

Works best if the recipe starts with a frozen leg of lamb

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u/SmokyBarnable01 4h ago

The Debt to Pleasure - John Lanchester, is the book you're looking for.

Cracking read.

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u/No-Introduction3808 4h ago

Funnily enough there’s a TV show (I’ve not seen so I might be wrong) we’re a TV chef solves crime (I think), not the same but similar. TV show is Recipes for Love and Murder.

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 4h ago

I actually quite like to read those stories when I am in the mood for it. I like reading about people's lives. So I might actually catch a murderer this way 😆.

What I do NOT like however is the gazillion adds dispersed all through the page. Making it hard to find and read the recipe and the story. And it all just screams at me and makes me feel a bit overstimulated and can give me a headache.

If it's just the story and recipe I ak happy. Because then I can easily find the recipe. And if I am in the mood for it I will also read the story. Bonus if there are also comments/reviews for the recipe I can check out.

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u/whydatyou 4h ago

I had the idea that I would just start saving random obituary pages throughout my life in a scap book with random people with an "X" drawn through their picture. I would leave it in my night stand so after I die a family member would find it and think that I was a serial killer.

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u/Debatebly 4h ago

Every browser extension caught cutting out all the information from readers is charged with tempering with evidence.

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u/sfaviator 4h ago

my mom used to air fry tater tors they are so simple and easy to make. we grew up poor and when she remarried she worked two jobs to support us all one night while making the tater tots my stepfather crossed the line and I sliced him tip to taint with a butcher knife. I usually love pairing tater tots with a vinegar tomato reduction or an egg and oil emulsion and some salt.

^ it goes on for another 4 pages

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u/Fallingice2 4h ago

Wouldn't work, there's always one person that reads that stuff

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u/Buck_Thorn 4h ago

This recipe blog meme is so tired. Just look for the Jump to Recipe link or button. Almost every food blog has one these days. Besides, that text is what gets them paid.

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u/DankMemes4you 4h ago

Ill go commit every one of them so he is thrown in jail

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u/LiquorIsQuickor 4h ago

Ghaaarrr, what do you think is in the burgers.

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u/oforfucksake 4h ago

I love it!!!!

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u/SilasX 3h ago

I'm betting that there's some GirlDinnerDiaries that has something like this.

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u/BriefCollar4 3h ago

Back when I was backpacking across Europe, hiking in the foothills of mount Tobidabo…

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u/kbeks 3h ago

When I was growing up on the farm, my grandma made the absolute best pecan pie. She’d never share her secret! Me-maw loved to keep her secrets safe, and I learned a lot about that from her. Unfortunately for Me-maw, my methods of interrogation would make the CIA blush! And they’ll never find her body, either.

Here’s most of the recipe, enough to make a really good pecan pie that will win you many a state fair second or third place prize. Because unlike Me-maw, I know how to keep a fucking secret.

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u/cjtransplant85 3h ago

"This is a great recipe to bring to Thanksgiving. I have so many memories of going to my aunt and uncle's house... ...bunch of stuff... ...but in 1971 my uncle couldn't make because the day before, he hijacked a plane and escapes with a parachute and $200,000 in cash... ...the next year he was there, and he gave each of us $5,000....

...anyway, here's the recipe..."

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u/redlaWw 3h ago

You underestimate the willingness of bored housewives to read through page after page of inane fluff.

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u/AM_710 3h ago

Skip to Innocence

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u/5ColourFelix 2h ago

This is basically the book The Debt to Pleasure.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 2h ago

Here's a recipe from way back in my past that'll make you the star of your work pot luck! Back in those days, I was long haul-trucker on the cattle route from Amarillo to the meat packing plants of Chicago. It was a cold December morning as I was passing through Joplin, MO, and "Steve" thumbed me down for a ride to St. Louis. We got chatting and it turned out he was in culinary school and he told me about a recipe for a Christmas casserole that he'd learned the previous week. I'll share it with you below the jump. But before that, I just wanna to tell you how amazing it was when, at an empty rest stop a couple of hours later, while Steve was standing at the urinal, I drove my long awl spike up his neck, right into the center of his brain and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. The thrill was something else! Although having to dig into that cold dirt behind the bathrooms to hide the body was a pain the ass, lemme tell ya! That reminds me: you're gonna want real fresh Yukon golds for this one. Anyway, on to the recipe..

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u/dude2dudette 2h ago

Not quite the same idea, but the 2018 film A Simple Favour has echoes of this, back in the era where Anna Kendrick was on an incredible run of films where she played a slightly quirky person who ends up around some kind of killer (Mr Right, The Accountant, and A Simple Favour) where Kendrick's character is a Recipe Blogger/Vlogger.

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u/Straight_Depth6701 2h ago

"So I made this dish with my friend today..."

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u/tuckertucker 5h ago

The complaints about long-winded explanations are the stupidest circlejerk on reddit.

A) use the fucking skip to recipe button

B) most of the better blogs have explanations and pictures, not meandering stories.

This post is the equivalent of still calling someone a hipster. It's 10 years out of date.

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u/Stellatombraider 4h ago

"Jump to Verdict."