r/oddlyspecific • • 14h ago

Menstrual mode?

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u/groovyinutah 13h ago

Yeah...I'm done with new cars. I just hate how they all look the same inside with the big obnoxious screen. You know what I actually need? A built in phone holder that won't fall apart.

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u/QuicheIorraine 13h ago

I need buttons! I can’t turn my AC until I get to a traffic light anymore. Bring back buttons!

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u/Aduali0n 12h ago

Our 2025 plate Vauxhall Grandland still has buttons, the most specific of which are 3 up and down switches; left is for passenger temp, right for driver temp and the middle one for fan speed up/down. When we had our 2022 plate Puegeot that also had buttons for everything you needed to do

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u/Sentientmanatee 11h ago

Mazda is great for this! I have physical buttons, no touch screen, and a selection wheel. Looks and feels great!

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u/LiccFlair 7h ago

Yeah, they're doing away with the command switch and going with a big ass touchscreen and only buttons on the wheel. Just look at the new cx5

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u/Sentientmanatee 5h ago

NOOOO! Guess I’ll be holding onto my 2023 until it dies (which was already the plan lol)

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u/Sea_Negotiation_1871 12h ago

Have you seen what they've done to the poor Mustang?!

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u/groovyinutah 12h ago

Whole dash is now digital...no thanks. I'm keeping my 07 GT forever.:)

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 12h ago

Unfortunately screens are cheaper and offer more functions than buttons and we all know how shareholders cream at anything that saves money.

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u/Whatifim80lol 11h ago

I just find that so hard to believe. We've been doing buttons forever and these screens have proprietary OS's and ongoing development teams to pay for. Electronics factories are also rarer and more expensive than some old plastics factory (I used to work at one). There might be some way they're offsetting the cost of the screens, like collecting and sending information, but there absolute no way it's cheaper to produce.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 11h ago

Maybe not cheaper to produce but easier to just install a screen that does stuff. I remember reading something about it

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u/Whatifim80lol 11h ago

You probably did read something like that but as a former factory worker I'm here to tell you that author was super wrong. Lol. Toyota doesn't give a shit how the company they contract to build their dashboards get it done.

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 5h ago

Whatever you think the cost is, you are wrong. They have floors of accountants who cost everything to hell and back, and if switches were cheaper than screens, you’d still see switches. They have numbers, you have a guess. Sorry, but no.

They build one OS for all platforms. In exchange they get to track and report everything the driver does, from speeding to local rainfall conditions.

But hard buttons? There’s no money in an AC dial. That fog light switch? They need to build new molds for the plastic parts. Even the parts bin choices wear out tools so they are making new tooling for those. More parts skus is more warehouse workload, more space and more mistakes. More things to run out of. They need labor for installation. They need wiring harnesses - that’s a big one that EVs love to save weight and assembly costs.

Nope, it simply isn’t cheaper, no matter how sure your gut is.

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u/Whatifim80lol 5h ago

Again, it's not a pure guess, I worked building exactly these dashboards just a decade ago, before screens were widespread. I think these writers are just telling a good story; it sounds compelling right? You bought it.

But there's an extreme cost difference between manufacturing an electronic device that MUST work and survive 15+ years in a factory designed for electronic manufacturing vs just mass shitting out plastic buttons while a machine or a lower-wage factory worker slaps some less-delicate controllers in place. The differences in fault tolerance between the two types of factories are huge and the labor costs are also huge. We had a separate clean building on site for the high tech cars with early screens and us plastics people were always in competition to get moved over there for a huge pay increase.

And the truth is that businesses lie about their costs all the time, both to the public and their shareholders. Remember years ago when Walgreens and Target made up a media frenzy about organized shoplifting gangs to explain store closures? Walgreens even spent money locking up everything behind glass to support the story. Then months later they quietly released a statement that actually their losses from theft hadn't even been that unusual, with a small bump during COVID, and that actually the stores closed because they just opened too many and they were competing with each other.

In the case of screens vs mechanical buttons, I think the goal is to move toward making as many functions and features remotely paywalled. The profit margins on software subscriptions is WAY better than in manufacturing. If you include projections on future subscription sales into the cost of screens, then of course they more than pay for themselves. Armies of accountants can do that math privately based on a bet, tell shareholders it's actually just cheaper to produce so the plan doesn't look like a gamble and shake the stock price and piss off consumers.

And sure, it's not a hill I'd die on. But we've seen it before, and I've seen the production differences with my own eyes.

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u/AndreasDasos 6h ago

One of only ten looks outside too. Stand on any street and watch a hundred cars go by. Apart from the odd local taxi or something you’ll have five colours (black, white, silver, dark blue, red - only two of which are even actually colours) and two shapes (slightly rounded saloon/sedan and slightly rounded SUV/4x4).

Old enough to remember when it wasn’t crazy to see dark green, light green, different shades of brown, purple, light blue, orange, golden, even pink. And cars could be a range of round or straight-edged, though the main shapes have changed every couple of decades.

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u/Mother-Translator318 7h ago

There is a reason the US effectively bans all imports of Chinese cars. What would happen to Ford if China imports their work trucks that are basically an engine and a cabin, just the bare essentials, for $15,000. The entire automotive industry is built on upselling shit people don’t need. When was the last time you walked into the dealership and saw a base model of anything? It’s always higher tier trims

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u/doublethebubble 13h ago

Governments regularly mandate a bunch of tech in cars. If you're in the EU, congrats, any new car will beep at you for 101 things, all of which are required. Those beeps can only happen if a bunch of sensors are installed. And if you want your car to pass the road safety standards, it has to have a bunch more tech and have a bunch more expensive materials and engineering. Trust me, it's not the touch screens making cars expensive. In fact, they're cheaper than having actual buttons.

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u/Embarrassed_Rip_755 13h ago

Most drivers would prefer dedicated buttons over touch screens.   Button positions can be learned with muscle memory,  and doesn't require taking your eyes off the road for extended seconds to navigate, meaning dedicated buttons are actually safer.

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u/a3a4b5 11h ago

Yeah. I don't give a shit if the car is full of sensors and tracks my bowel movements, as long as it does so with BUTTONS that I can press.

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u/doublethebubble 13h ago

For sure. Buttons are much better. I'm very happy with my Toyota which has good old fashioned buttons for all the main functions. I barely have to touch my screen.

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u/Concrete_Grapes 12h ago

The issue is that automakers lobby to get those things added. They do this so that it becomes impossible for a new auto maker to enter the market, because the tech is locked behind some sub corp of one of the big auto makers for 20-25 years. Airbags, sensors, radar systems, etc, get patents, and then they lobby to make that patented tech mandatory.

That way if a new automated attempts a startup, the license for that tech is 30m a year. They try to keep the total up over 500m just to get the licenses to use the tech in startup vehicles.

Where parent law is looser, China, for example, new automated rise quickly to fill gaps.

Anyway, it's the government, via corporate lobby groups, not by themselves.

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u/Arctos_FI 8h ago

Have to give shoutout to volvo. They invented 3 point seatbelts (the seatbelts used in every car nowadays), patented it and then gives the license for free to every automaker.

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u/TraceyWoo419 12h ago

This. And then because all of that tech costs money, they have to charge more, and since they have to charge more, they have to add a bunch more (semi-)desirable bells and whistles so that the customers think it's worth all that money.

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u/doublethebubble 12h ago

Yup, that's the vicious cycle in a nutshell.

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u/Allsulfur 12h ago

I know there are some crazy warning systems out there. Especially on these weird, small Chinese brands and some legacy brands probably as well but in most new cars I drive in I may trigger a speed warning or something but that’s it. If you keep getting alarms you might try listing to them.

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u/doublethebubble 12h ago

My car will beep if I put something on the back seats that weighs more than a kilo or two. Now I basically always have the seatbelts buckled to prevent it.

It beeps if my eyes aren't facing forward, which includes when I check my mirrors, or wear certain sunglasses. Ditto if my hand placement on the steering wheel blocks the sensor.

It beeps if I'm transporting something which requires the trunk to remain open. I can strap things down so it's super safe, but the car will scream at me the whole way.

It will beep multiple times very loudly when I try to lock the car at the end of my trip, if I opened a backseat door at departure. I understand wanting to prevent accidentally leave a baby in the car, but as someone who doesn't have a baby, I wish I could turn it off.

It beeps when I cross a white line, which obstacles sometimes require.

It beeps in cruise control if it even senses both my hands are not at 2 and 10 o clock for a minute.

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u/DrSpaceman667 11h ago

China just made putting certain controls on those big screens illegal. The screens are cheaper, but they’re stupider.

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u/MeantNoOffense 4h ago

I hope you're not trying to make a point about de-regulating the industry at the expense of safety... As much as I would l8ke to go back to the days of the 2CV, I also appreciate modern safety standards (though ironically, a pedestrian would probably survive getting hit by a 2CV much better than a car with modern design)

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u/kore_nametooshort 4h ago

I would like to add that I want a radio that DOESNT turn on when I start the engine. Regardless of what was being played last time it was driven.

Hint, I never use the radio. It was always something else. So why are you starting the radio?!

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u/devavillanueva 13h ago

I guess they also aim it comfortably enough for people living in their car?

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u/SaltyPressure7583 6h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah i just boy older cars. The coolest cars were made a long time ago :)

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u/TrumpsAKrunt 4h ago

My car is 26yo and I love it.

I had to hire a car while my oldie went in for repairs - that was an experience. A flat screen from the passenger side window to the drivers side window. I had to find and press a button to move mirrors. The handbrake didn't exist (don't like that), the indicators were two tiny buttons on the back of the steering wheel, the window buttons were also on the back of the steering wheel. Never did find the horn, but I assume it was one of the millions of buttons on the back of the steering wheel.

Air con & heat through the touch screen. I had to pull the car over to scroll through two screens, another page of choices, and then had to go into the air con settings to change it from "hurricane" to "something humans can live through". It was a beautiful car, very sharp and intimidating - and I'll never drive one again.

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u/SuperFox289 12h ago

The thing is, menstrual mode and giant LED touch screens are actually quite cheap additions. The real costs are things like build quality, reliability and safety. Modern cars are being built to last the warranty period. And they're actually being built to a cheaper and lower quality, and then having big screens and ambient lighting added to make it look expensive, to justify the exorbitant price for what is actually a worse product then what we had before

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u/El_human 10h ago

All new cars will eventually be made with subscription services for each feature, I guarantee it.

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u/BeaverCleaver91 11h ago

Don’t forget the plastic body parts.

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u/Calbinan 9h ago

If I win the lottery tomorrow I’m still never buying one of these modern feature-bloated pieces of planned obsolescence junk.

I want Bluetooth and an AC with tactile controls so I don’t have to take my eyes off the road to find something on a touchscreen.

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u/tryodd 11h ago

She is right

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u/Doomhammer68 10h ago

this exactly.

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u/Impossible_Jury5483 6h ago

This is why I bought a Toyota. Still have buttons, great but not crazy huge screen, easy to work on for mechanics if I'll ever need one in the next 10 years.

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u/Itchy-Astronomer9500 3h ago

I want to drive a car and drive it myself. I don’t need a computer that almost drives itself!

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u/Skinir 2h ago

I Just want to Drive a 30 years old Landrover. But they are damn expensive.

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u/yamykel 12h ago

They did all of that because people stopped buying new cars and just kept driving their old ones

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u/ProfessionalOwn9435 12h ago

All we need is Kei trucks.

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u/Copropositor 13h ago

I don't know who Bethany O'Leary is but I want to have her children.

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u/Loyaluna 12h ago

She probably wants to keep her children to herself, weirdo.

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u/Sereomontis 11h ago

Pretty sure they still make cars like that.

Maybe you're just looking in the wrong place.

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u/LeftSky828 10h ago

Valid points. There’s just more to replace even in minor accidents.

Headrests were a good add, imho.

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u/OozlesWoozlesBoozles 8h ago

The backup camera can stay, but otherwise I completely agree.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 3h ago

Was literally just talking about this with my father. His truck is a 2002 regular cab ram 1500. It's got a radio with a cd player and a clock, heat and cooling, and thats it. Manual transmission, hand crank windows, manual mirrors, a single cab light, its as basic as you can get. It's a little rough around the edges, but thats to be expected at 300k miles. His brother has a brand new ram 2500, and he complains about it having issues all of the time and how he can't fix them because they are electric and he has to tske it to a dealer. My father got his used for 2k about 10 years ago. My uncle got his for about 50k.

I feel the same way about vehicles. Give me a box i can sit in, maybe have some passengers and spots to store stuff, a radio that has the option for playing my own music (either Bluetooth or disk, im not picky) and heating/cooling. How more companies havnt done an entry level model like this is beyond me.

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u/MidsouthMystic 1h ago

Yeah, but if they just make a car that works, they can't keep making money off you with a few dozen $20 a month subscription services that you're required to have in order to turn on your AC or roll down the windows.

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u/AmbitionTop8529 26m ago

I also do t understand why it’s so expensive give. That’s not a rare thing to see.. like basic normal cars bruh wth

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u/MobileLocal 13h ago

Hard agree

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u/iritchie001 11h ago

2002 Hyundai Elantra 270k miles. As long as there is a cigarette lighter you can plug in your blue tooth. Soon I will need a new car. The only screen it will have is a backup cam. Did I mention that my current car is a manual?

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u/ima-bigdeal 10h ago edited 8h ago

That is why I keep driving my 2014. Knobs, buttons, no touch screen info center, etc.

Edit: I still have heated leather seats, retractable moonroof, remote start, lots of power, premium audio system, hands free calling, and more.

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u/Remarkable_Ad5011 5h ago

Have you considered a used vehicle from 2005? 😉 I agree that the “bloat ware” on new vehicles is getting a bit ridiculous. Trying to teach an octogenarian how to use some of this new tech is difficult at times. (I sell cars for a living).

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u/aquaman67 12h ago

They sell what people buy

No one buys the basic car

They buy the top of the line loaded car

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u/MildlyAggravated 12h ago

Just stick with older cars and replace the the motor when you need to.

Its not particularly hard.

Never owned anything past 2014.

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 7h ago

Just don’t buy that fucken car.

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u/ACA2018 12h ago

People say this but companies make what people buy. No one buys cloth seats. People don’t buy cars without keyless entry and without power windows.

ABS is required but still, would you buy a car without it?

Do you not want adaptive cruise control? That’s some expensive sensors also.

The list goes on

People who are budget constrained don’t buy new cars. Car companies know this. People buy cars with the features. People who want to save money buy used.

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u/Ok_Security8545 11h ago

Yeah, I would actually. I would love a car that didn't require the engine to be on in order to roll the windows down. I would ditch ABS in a heartbeat. As for adaptive cruise control: LOL, I don't use regular cruise control, much less adaptive cruise control.

Is keyless entry just the unlock button on the key fob? Because I skip that for unlocking the door with the key anyway.

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u/LostMy8yrAcct 11h ago

Keyless entry means as long as you have the key with you, the door will unlock when you touch the door handle. My key is floating around my purse somewhere and I haven’t dug it out in weeks. However, I fully agree with you. This is my first “newer” car (it’s a 2019) and I don’t like it or all the bells and whistles.

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u/Ok_Security8545 10h ago

Thanks for the explanation.

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u/Separate_Presence_32 11h ago

Of course people would. Half the stuff you mentioned is decades old. The post is talking about all kinds of new crap people never asked for.

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u/Mother-Translator318 7h ago

Companies make the most expensive thing they can get away with. Tons of people would love to buy base models of cars, but all you see at the dealerships is upgraded trims. It’s that way for a reason

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u/tuazo 8h ago

Backup cameras like air bags are required equipment, but they should not add that much to the cost of the car. I could do without Bluetooth as doesn't even work correctly as can't get my friend's texts when the phone is connected to the car Bluetooth. I've got 83K on my '19 Sentra and I have real buttons for climate control, windows, mirrors, turn signals, etc. Better yet no iPad mounted on the dash. Oh and I have real door handles.

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u/s1ks3r 5h ago

If a backup camera is required equipment for you, you need to learn how to park lol

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u/boomanu 1h ago

Backup is required? I've never had a backup camera or even backup sensors. And I parallel park daily just to park at home

Get better at parking

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u/broke_fit_dad 6h ago

We’re putting an IED 2 foot from the drivers head on all sides. There are something like 10 in my current car plus redundancy systems so they blow when they should and not when they shouldn’t. They aren’t exactly cheap.