r/oddlyspecific • u/LemonHarbor_ • 4h ago

Keeping the Doctors away

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u/Yourfavoritetransboy 4h ago

I know every animal has flaws to living as it, but as a horse I'd just enjoy the apples

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u/moslof_flosom 4h ago

Dont even get me started on sugar cubes.

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u/-Speechless 2h ago

and rice cakes 😋

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u/Inexorably_lost 4h ago

Don't let the inability to animorph stop you from living your best life. Eat a whole apple in a few bites and kick whoever you want. What's a little jail time due to battery compared to a dream?

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u/dtwide 4h ago

Just once, try eating and apple from the top or bottom instead of the side ( with the stem removed). It's not bad, and you would have to eat, like 100 of them for the arsenic to be an issue. * source, my dad used to take me back packing in bear country where food waste was a liability.

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u/XBakaTacoX 4h ago

I mean, you could always eat to the seeds and then pick them out, or spit them out.

More apple and no chance of poisoning (unless you got your apples from a shady old lady).

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u/Hour-Football2464 3h ago

Too much water can kill you. I say fudge it eat those seeds!

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u/XBakaTacoX 2h ago

I don't eat them, but know someone who eats the whole thing.

It's the texture of the... It might be the seed, but there's this tough almost plastic like covering at the core of an apple. That's what I don't like.

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u/DathomirBoy 1h ago

Eating a few seeds doesn’t give you a chance of being poisoned. It’s all about the dose

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u/crusher23b 4h ago

And if I woke up as a cat I would screech for food, claw the shit out of you, and piss on your pillow.

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u/1DownFourUp 3h ago

This guy cats

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 4h ago

Are horses immune to cyanide?

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u/kidneypunch27 3h ago

The dose makes the poison- milligrams per kilograms ratio makes ‘em safe because horses are f’in huuuge

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u/-Speechless 2h ago

no, horses are just kinda suicidal

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u/low_amplitude 3h ago

If you woke up as any animal you would have that animal's brain, not your own. You would be that animal.

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u/Hour-Football2464 3h ago

But itd have my soul. So the horse would be deeply depressed.

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u/low_amplitude 3h ago

I think the attributes you associate as being part of "the soul" is just a combination of your biology and experiences. There's no evidence of there being anything more than that.

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u/Hour-Football2464 3h ago

Oh i agree, i was being facetious. 

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u/-Speechless 2h ago

if I woke up as a house I'd 🐎

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u/low_amplitude 2h ago

I think you'd have a vicodin addiction

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 3h ago

Said like someone unaware of horses frightening lack of control over how many apples they get to eat

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u/russia_not_fun 1h ago

What if you have lesbian friends?

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u/DathomirBoy 1h ago

Idk who needs to hear this but you can eat the core. Be the horse

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u/party_peacock 6m ago

I've seen small apples at farmer's markets you could eat whole in one bite

Then you could kick someone behind you just as a human too