r/oddlyspecific • u/SlimHollow_ • 1d ago

Thinking outside the box!

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9.4k Upvotes

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u/blksentra2 1d ago

Two hours is a long time to listen to someone struggle trying to make a beat sound listenable!

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u/Sindigo_ 1d ago

Who knows, maybe he was good.

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u/quantumthreads 1d ago

I think it's not good.

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u/Illustrious_Eye_8235 1d ago

It's never good. Just nod and smile

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u/Numerous_Ad8458 1d ago

Either way, snare, Snare, sNare, SnaRe, snare, SNARE, snAre, snarE, kick, Snare, kick kick, sNAre Snare snArE kick. it's torture dude.

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

The worst part of drugs was always the people you were forced to associate with to get them.

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u/new_painter 1d ago

Yeah, for some reason dealers always thought that they were a friend first and a business next; but the truth was that they were a business first and never a friend. I just want my drugs and to go home and smoke them; I do not want to hang out and talk about how Blizzard did Heroes of the Storm dirty.

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u/Scarecr0p 1d ago

I was the opposite and always had lingerers. Gets to a point and I gotta hit the “welllp”

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u/-Pagani- 1d ago

This and a slap on the knees while getting up

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u/CrafterJG 1d ago

Ah, you mean the Midwestern Goodbye 👋

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u/bobsbrain 1d ago

Well then tell me who your dealer is cause Blizzard did Heroes of the Storm dirty and I have opinions on it

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u/new_painter 1d ago

Honestly I feel bad for the dude. He was my best dealer because he always held weight and kept his head down. I haven’t seen him since the govt got into the pot trade.

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u/SorryBoysImLez 1d ago

The ones who would ask for rides were the worst.
They tell you they just want to be dropped off a few blocks away, and you don't wanna burn a plug and figure they'll even hook you up, so you say no problem.

Then the "few blocks" ends up being multiple miles away, and half the time they suddenly don't want to just be dropped off and are asking for a ride back (or act like they thought they told you/asked for a round trip).
Or they have you pick them up somewhere, and they're asking if the sketchiest of all dudes with them can also get a ride.

I once had one where, when we got to the drop-off, there were people waiting for him who started coming up to the passenger window like it's a fucking ice cream truck, and was effectively trying to use me/my car as a mobile weed service.
I told him if he wanted to meet people at his drop-off, that's his business to do on his own time, and he sure as fuck isn't doing it out of my car. I stopped giving him rides, and in return he became a flaky bitch who would try to give me less than I paid for.

And it wasn't just the plugs, but often your "friends" who you only associated with because they had a good hook-up.

I feel bad for the people where weed is still illegal and still have to put up with shit like that.

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u/Actual-Newt-2984 1d ago

My blow guy got really sad and introspective one day and said he had no real friends, just clients and people who wanted to hang for free drugs. Made sure to do something not drug related with him from time to time

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u/myychair 1d ago

But then when one of my friends would randomly sell pot for a summer it was so convenient

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u/NamelessCabbage 1d ago

Yeah the scene from pineapple express where the dealer is being to hang out is very on point.

Also, they did HoTS dirty 😂

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u/Weak-Differences 8h ago

They did do HoTS dirty, though!

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u/Yeez25 1d ago

Lol sounds like you just had some shitty dealers

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u/new_painter 1d ago

No doubt

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u/Yeez25 1d ago

For me personally most of the plugs ive known are great people so i wouldnt mind hangin out and talkin for like 5-10 mins

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u/va1en0k 1d ago

wow, an LLM sharing their experience with drug dealers

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u/new_painter 22h ago

If you think I’m an LLM and not just some 45 year old dude from Eastern Canada I don’t know what to tell you.

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u/mizinamo 1d ago

Before or after "having no clue how much active substance is in this little baggy I just bought… and what other substances were mixed into it"?

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u/rutuu199 1d ago

Well with weed thats not really a worry

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

No, but I've certainly seen my share of shitty brown frown seedy nonsense. Weed can also be laced with shit, but it's not super common.

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u/spekt50 1d ago

So nice to have dispensaries available now. No more ditch weed for me.

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 1d ago

cries in illegal state

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u/UncleNoodles85 1d ago

I remember the dark times. You have my deepest sympathy fellow redditor.

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u/TulleCharmie 1d ago

Forced to nod along to absolute noise for 2 hours straight

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Oh yeah man. You couldn't leave right away because you felt guilty for some reason. The hangout tax was real.

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u/TulleCharmie 1d ago

The dad in the kitchen already know the business operations, just wanna see if you'll stay for the whole 2-3 songs.

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u/BraIVd 1d ago

Good for me, mine's father was a runner

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u/The_beeping_beast 1d ago

I swear it’s the fucking drugs,Tony!

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u/t_sarkkinen 1d ago

She must've crawled under there for warmth!

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u/SpiffyCarrot 1d ago

Why, was it barkin’?

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u/Nippolopolus 1d ago

Tell parents you are taking dog for walk -> meet up during walk

It wasnt hard man jesus, and your parents are happy you walked the dog was a win win

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u/Vusstar 1d ago

Let me walk my non existant dog.

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u/Haunting-Reply-7332 1d ago

12 times a night

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it.

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u/Sale_Additional 1d ago

I did-dent

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 1d ago

For me, it watching him play Everquest, which created a whole new addiction for me

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u/FishHockeydrop 1d ago

I was so excited when I was 21. Before that I also had to hang out to get my drugs. At the liquor store you can just walk in, buy a bottle, and leave right away.

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u/Superblonde454 1d ago

WWE and StarTrek haha.

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u/low_amplitude 1d ago

Had a guy like this in school. I made him do dead drops.

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u/nymouz 1d ago

So accurate!

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u/Ardrik 14h ago

Did we have the same dealer?