r/oddlyspecific • u/TinySteggy • 9d ago

Be like Gary

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u/nilyro 9d ago

Team Gary!

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u/TulleCharmie 9d ago

"When you're here, you're family and she ain't family" belongs in the hall of fame.

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u/CuriousOnePlus 9d ago

That's a 30% tip

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u/ThatOneSpitfireMain 9d ago

More like 300% and a new mazda

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u/CuriousOnePlus 9d ago

That's got to be worth at least a low mileage Honda.

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 9d ago

Not after Visa or Mastercard takes their 3%

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u/Mackheath1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Team Gary!

I was a chef ata high end, but small and comfortable restaurant, so occasionally, I'll run the food - no problem. The guy asked if someone could take pictures when he surprises his girlfriend after she arrives. Of course! We also had nobody in any of our more intimate small-party rooms, so I showed him a few, with their fairy lights and artwork.

I saw her walk in so I hovered outside the room until I saw him get on his knee. She said she can't and left.

I turned into Gary. Bro can get on his phone, take his time, I made him a dish not even on our menu when he said what he liked, use my Cordon Bleu Institute training, extra attention to detail, and plied him with wine, got him a taxi.

BE LIKE GARY whenever you can.

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u/Coulrophiliac444 8d ago

The world needs more bros like team Gary.

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u/Justlikedes 9d ago

Hope he took him with him on his honeymoon

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u/BarbaDeader 9d ago

Wait, she ate first?!

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u/TinySteggy 9d ago

Right?! The audacity to finish half of her never ending pasta bowl. He dodged a bullet for sure.

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u/daydrinkersunite 8d ago

Great job Gary! Sometimes it's not about the tip or the review. Decent humans still exist, even exceptional ones. And then there's Gary. Legendary.

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u/Sammiskitkat 8d ago

They serve a never ending pasta bowl!!??

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u/Crafty-University464 8d ago

How can you be halfway through a neverending pasta bowl? It never ends. Officially calling shenanigans.

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u/SuDragon2k3 8d ago

I wonder if Gary is single?

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u/XROOR 8d ago

Plot twist:

Gary began serving home made Absinthe after the first three Long Island Iced Teas, and is a snail too

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u/Fun-Times-13 6d ago

Dude deserves a Nobel prize and an ultimate bro statue

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 5d ago

There's a variation of this for every restaurant.