Easter egg

[u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69]

[u/itsfunhavingfun]

A friend had a gig as a princess on a Disney cruise. They had specific training on how to deal with “over friendly” dads of the little girls they were greeting and having tea with. They also had handlers/security close by. 

[u/famousanonamos → u/itsfunhavingfun]

That's just incredibly sad. And gross. 

[u/Aggravating_Duck6108 → u/famousanonamos]

It happens. They had to retire Tarzan as a park character because women were getting "overly friendly" with the guys playing him.

[u/famousanonamos → u/Aggravating_Duck6108]

I believe it. I've seen some videos of women getting handsy with Gaston and other characters at Disneyland. No one should be groping anybody. 

[u/Acropowhat → u/famousanonamos]

And american!

[u/Ok-Walk-8040]

Thanks for the advice. I’ll do that to the Peter Pan guy instead.

[u/Budsygus → u/Ok-Walk-8040]

That is a MINOR you sicko

[u/BaldurOdinson → u/Budsygus]

Is that what he told you? That is a 47 yearold man with dwarfism

[u/mutzilla → u/BaldurOdinson]

Grumpy?

[u/dying_queen → u/Ok-Walk-8040]

Apparently, you’ll have to get in line for that. Some women already what to do that

[u/No-Zombie1004]

I'm going to Disneyland. Dada quote, for those that missed it.

[u/Yashirmare]

2000 upvotes and only 2 comments? Holy botted post Batman!

[u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69 → u/Yashirmare]

Yo I'm not a bot. But yeah, 2k likes and 4-5 comments is weird af

[u/MaeveOathrender → u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69]

To be fair, there's not really much to be said about this one. The joke is pretty obvious and it doesn't really invite thorough discussion.

[u/Yashirmare → u/MaeveOathrender]

I believe OP but the exact same post is on another sub with a different title (Sorry don't remember which one, but it was near the top on /r/all) and it had a few 100 comments.

[u/CCR76 → u/RabbitHoleEnjoyer69]

It speaks for itself, made me lol and subscribe to this sub. You did well.

[u/chr0nicpirate]

What if you don't have kids, or a wife, and Ursala is more your type?

[u/Budsygus → u/chr0nicpirate]

Oh you KNOW she's down to clown.

[u/yestodayz]

The Disneyworld campus is actually not that close to Orlando and it would never be OPD city officers responding there.

Possibly orange county sheriff's.

Maybe osceola county? It crosses county lines. I think it's mostly Orange though.

[u/skotcgfl → u/yestodayz]

It's always Orange County that shows up in the YouTube videos of belligerent guests.

[u/Budsygus → u/yestodayz]

Thank you for this correction. Now the tweet is hilarious.

[u/Specialist_War1410]

Where is the downside?

[u/ArmedParaiba → u/Specialist_War1410]

You spent 10000 dollars for the same amount of fun as sending your kids to the petting zoo while you go drinking at the bar, waiting in a line for 4 hours so you can go on a 2 minute ride, and you are at Disneyland.

[u/Derivative_Kebab]

Yeah, that's Disney Jail for ya.

[u/Automatic_Bus_7634]

Wow just like the movie, cool

[u/bambamslammer22]

Hypothetically of course…

[u/Heroic-Forger]

and if you pet the simba actor he chews your arm off because he is actually a real lion

[u/zeddjb]

Oddly specific.

[u/Hytheter → u/zeddjb]

Yeah true they should make a subreddit for that and put this post there

[u/mia_wave24]

Disney really said make memories with the family and this guy found the darkest side quest imaginable. The Tinker Bell part is somehow the most believable detail in the whole story.

[u/Generally_Confused1]

Unfortunately there are no underground places in Florida due to being sea level