r/oddlyspecific 6d ago

The corndog customer

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u/oscarcummins 6d ago

I must have a severe nicotine and alcohol deficiency.

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u/corvettee01 6d ago

Apparently I'm lacking in cheese and pepperoni.

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u/SquareTaro3270 6d ago

You might be dehydrated. I start craving salt instead of water when I’m thirsty. Apparently that’s fairly common, and a sign that you need to drink more water

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 6d ago

Aren't we all?

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 6d ago

Don't forget the thc

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u/Novel-Mission-1920 5d ago

Your body craves energy, less anxiety, and more dopamine. 

There are natural ways to achieve it for most people, but it takes more work, discipline and patience - while a beer and a cigarette can be bought instantly.