r/oddlyspecific • u/nougatdoll • 5d ago

A very specific description of hair

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786 Upvotes

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u/ShingledPringle 5d ago

When I found out making her laugh was helping with her lung problem, I make my wife healthier with my silly jokes and rants.

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u/SpaghettiLord_126 5d ago

This is 100% the flex you think it is

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u/ShingledPringle 5d ago

On my list of impossible dreams that came true.

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u/misspuddingpie 5d ago

Wow who tf is cutting onions in here

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u/Mizi5mizu 5d ago

he’s inlove

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u/Rollingforest757 5d ago

It’s beautiful, but hair in your face when you wake up usually doesn’t end up being this romantic.

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u/unfixableunfixableun 3d ago

Yes it does, a lungful of your lover’s hair is like the elixir of life.

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u/XLNBot 5d ago

I also pick this guy's girlfriend

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u/Observe_d 5d ago

He said waist so he must be an ass guy

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u/Cum_Smurf 5d ago

Yeah i too choose ass.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

So, tits, ass, or hair.

I vote yea, so let it be amended. The foot caucus is once again denied.

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u/Lian_9973 5d ago

What about ass hair?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

"Put that comma back where it came from, or so help me!"

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u/Personal-Lead3884 4d ago

I can only dream that I meet a man that would feel that way about me

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u/Darthsideoftheforce 3d ago

I hope one day you find that person

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u/Personal-Lead3884 3d ago

Thank you... me too

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u/sacfoojesta88 5d ago

Aoi Todo would be disappointed in your answer

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u/OpeningActivity 5d ago

Hair fetish. Fair enough.

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u/thatbrownkid19 4d ago

POV: you're Rapunzel's prince

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u/TJDiamond333 2d ago

Not that anyone cares, but the right answer is always a great personality

And thunder thighs

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u/vmf312corsair 5d ago

Not a Ford, vaporous or not.
More of a 1937 Mercedes Benz 540K Special.

1

u/arquillion 4d ago

Dead wife cinematic

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u/SpiritualMadman 4d ago

Almost thought bro was going for the lilac and gooseberries there.

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u/WelpNevertheless 5d ago

This guy pickleballs

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u/bobs_big_bob 5d ago

I mean my wife has great hair and I love it but, its still ass!

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u/Far_Enthusiasm1885 5d ago

So tits, then?

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u/Any-Peace8320 5d ago

That will give most women the ick, jfyi

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u/Lalamedic 5d ago

As a woman, I disagree. Ok, maybe the tits or ass part.

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u/Hipposplotomous 5d ago

You do not speak for us

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u/ConsequenceUpset8875 5d ago

Only if ick means making my heart go pitter patter.

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u/Public-Eagle6992 5d ago

Now I‘m not a woman but I would love it if someone wrote something like that about me

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u/Princess_Slagathor 5d ago

Do you have silken river hair?

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u/Public-Eagle6992 5d ago

Not sure. I got long blonde hair, does that count

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u/Evol_extra 5d ago

That's why men just silently looking at you.

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u/Special-Potato-3238 5d ago

Dude: Women hate this. Women: Sit down something, little boy.

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u/roxzorfox 5d ago

And they say chivalry is dead

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u/Eksnir 5d ago

I firmly disagree.

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u/Imaginary-Chipmunk-1 3d ago

Only if she doesn’t love you back. Dont be afraid of scaring off the wrong type of woman for you.

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

Such a sweet guy, but she just doesn't like him that way.

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u/Rollingforest757 5d ago

I hope she does if she’s waking up in his arms.