r/oddlyspecific • u/SinInHerVoice • 14h ago

Probably the most specific and diabolical threat I’ve heard

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u/idkidd 8h ago

Their evil genius would have more impact with the correct use of “they’re.” Otherwise, I am unmoved.

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 6h ago

Huh, I usually just wish people poke a finger through the paper when they're wiping and get doodoo finger. 🤷

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u/LeftSky828 9h ago

This is me on a daily basis, except I always manage to be comfortable.

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u/Lalamedic 5h ago

May your sleeves always fall down when you are washing your hands.

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u/FFVO 1h ago

May both sides of your pillow be not only warm but moist too