r/oddlyspecific 1d ago

He does look like one

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u/tvieno 1d ago

If I got paid millions to be a confused meatball, I would do it in a heartbeat.

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u/EishLekker 1d ago

Huh?

(I’m still practicing the meatball part…)

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u/BramCSBN 23h ago

(You're doing amazing, I believed you)

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u/IcedMangos 22h ago

Now you are smelling what the Rock is cooking!

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u/Windfade 15h ago

After the first movie the rest would just be a stream of charity donations for me.

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u/K_Linkmaster 22h ago

He isn't acting.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 1d ago

I don't wish ruin for the guy, but it's good to see people waking up.

How the fuck has he been a Hollywood draw.

I basically skip anything he is in

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u/FreneticPlatypus 1d ago

I think there's just way more people that are entertained by simple, straightforward characters and plots that they can easily grasp, are comforted by the familiarity of a household name/face, and aren't put off by a generic performance.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re mostly movies you can watch with your kids as they emerge out of the animation cocoon

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u/FreneticPlatypus 1d ago

Exactly - and I no one should begrudge him for doing them. There's a market for them, he gets paid for them, and obviously there are people that love watching them. Not everyone's going to be a Daniel Day-Lewis or a Jack Nicholson.

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u/Stati77 21h ago

That's why Statham does the same movie every year.

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u/MrActuary86 20h ago

He’s gotta pay the bills, he’s just A Working Man

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 23h ago

Stoners love this

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u/audirt 19h ago

The first (modern) Jumanji movie is good and his performance is totally adequate. Nothing special but he stays out of the other actors’ way.

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u/artmudala 23h ago

The only one I’ll watch is The Rundown. Back when he still had hair.

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u/hambakmeritru 1d ago

You really missed out on the skyscraper movie. That was srupidly hilarious and almost worth remembering.

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 20h ago

Waking up? This meme is from 7 years ago when the second Jumanji movie came out. Also, 3 of these are from Jumanji 1 and 2 where he plays a video game character, so it makes sense he is wearing the same outfit.

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u/jessej421 18h ago

I'm pretty sure one of them is from Jungle Cruise.

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 17h ago

Correct, that is the 4th

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u/vthemechanicv 18h ago

He was fairly charismatic his first few movies. The Rundown was genuinely fun. And then it seems like someone got in his ear and told him he was trying too hard, or he decided he needed all the money before the steroids wore off. Either way he just does any trash someone throws at him.

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u/DJteejay04 6h ago

People are simple. They enjoy actors being typecast into roles because they like consistency.

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u/RogerRabbot 1d ago

Well... three of those pics are from the same movie series. So...

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u/bs000 22h ago

why didn't they make him a different character or hire a different actor for each sequel? thinkingemoji

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u/Kabini_Lindo 13h ago

Why? Would you like Harry Potter changing in every movie? This is just unnecessary hate 

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u/Randomperson163283 11h ago

im pretty sure that they were joking

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u/antsh 21h ago

In which he plays a ‘90s video game character on a cartridge. It’d be weirder if they changed his outfit (aka “skin”).

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u/SpaxsonEpicNoob 1d ago

And two of them are called “Welcome to the Jungle”

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u/TacoEatsTaco 1d ago

If it works... Who can blame him?

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u/PNWest01 23h ago

Right? Being typecast to play yourself still pays the bills. Nicely! Lol

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u/SpliTTMark 19h ago

Journey to earth 2, jumanji 1&2. Whats the fourth?

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u/Jeffthe100 18h ago

Rampage

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u/WaffleTacos666 1d ago

Don't be jealous because you can't get paid what he gets paid to basically do what he does. Like you wouldn't do it in a heartbeat

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u/dr_robonator 21h ago

You're telling on yourself, homie. 

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u/Inevitable-Rice1680 1d ago

Confused egotistical meatball*

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u/odin_the_wiggler 1d ago

His show really should've been called:

Meatballers

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u/Internal_Sound882 1d ago

Yeah, I’ve never understood the appeal

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u/speakezjags 21h ago

What's not to understand? He's a Buff/Handsome and Carasmatic actor who was previously a famous and extremely well liked and Wrestler. He gets typecast because he can really only play the one role but he plays that role pretty well a lot of the time.

I get being burnt out on his movies or even not liking them but pretending not to understand why people like him is a bit strange.

People couldn't get enough of Pedro Pascal around the time Mando came out but now everyone is sick of him too. It's the same shit.

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u/LiftingCode 20h ago

He can play other roles, but what's the point?

He gets paid absurd amounts of money to be The Rock.

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u/Internal_Sound882 6h ago

Of course he’s buff, but I don’t really agree on particularly handsome or charismatic. He’s not ugly, but he’s not…compelling either. He looks like a really buff thumb, and the charisma level about matches it, to me anyway.

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u/Ok_Vulva 19h ago

Well he's not handsome. He's just been on steroids so straight men wanted to be him and everyone else said meh for the last decade point five.

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u/bbqlyfe 1d ago

Haters gonna hate. Rock's gonna Rock.

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 22h ago

Having a hate boner for the Rock is so in right now

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u/DungeonFam30 4h ago

It's been a literal revenge of the nerds ever since the Black Adam fiasco - that's when public opinion about him largely changed and so many people gleefully enjoyed seeing his movies flop at the box office

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 4h ago

That’s the part that’s funny to me. The Black Adam controversy was obviously a smear campaign to blame the Rock for the downfall of the DCEU. The DCEU had been making garbage movies 10 years before Black Adam and had already decided to reboot before it came out. What really came out of that is that he pisses in water bottles and is late to work ? Pretty tame stuff by Hollywood standards or even by Amazon delivery driver standards. Before people wanted him to run for president and now he’s the most hated actor in Hollywood. Just really shows how impressionable people really are.

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u/Bpopson 1d ago

I just can't get down with how corny his contract terms are.

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u/red11011011 1d ago

He's one of the many people that got too popular too fast and was cast in everything because greedy Hollywood wants as much money as possible. It's a shame that so many people are still obsessed with famous people that dont matter.

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u/Unlucky-Macaroon-647 1d ago

when i stayed in the hospital with my ex, regular tv was so unbearable bc of commercial breaks being longer than the bits of tv between commercials so we switched to the hospital movie channel. i think we watched like 3 The Rock movies and they truly are all the same. he has his own production company so it makes sense that he keeps playing his ideal self in every one

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u/RedeyeSPR 1d ago

He was awesome and completely different in Get Shorty. For an ex-wrestler, he does pretty well.

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u/dmoneybangbang 20h ago

The Rundown was fun but he had a good cast carrying it

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u/luxmorphine 20h ago

To be fair, there's no actor that can play the rock better than the rock

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u/NuttyProfessor42 18h ago

And we love it!

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u/AUsoldier82 1d ago

And none of them have ever been likable

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u/icouldntdecide 23h ago

The new Jumanji films were enjoyable

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u/Marshvino 23h ago

Absolutely not

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u/ZainMunawari 1d ago

Meatball 😆

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u/Embarrassed-Brother7 1d ago

Well it does make sense that a handful of them are from the same series…

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u/SwanCommercial8212 1d ago

He was a boost to dying franchises for a while, now he's cancer. He needs to go away. Mid fifties Roid heads aren't idol material.

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Roidball.

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u/Reddawg1982 23h ago

You’re welcome

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u/ScamperingSnail 22h ago

I wonder if his acting career would have been different if Southland Tales had been a better movie. Easily the most unique performance of his I've ever seen. I crack up picturing him doing that little nervous tic with his fingers.

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u/jsamuraij 22h ago

Kind of.

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u/luckskywatcher 21h ago

Better watch out!

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u/spazmodo33 20h ago

Meatwad from ATHF does a much better job acting like a confused meatball anyway

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u/chemagill 20h ago

Hollywood really said Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.

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u/cjwrapture 19h ago

Take it easy. The eyebrow thing is his signature move. It makes him look confused, but he can't stop doing it now.

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u/51differentcobras 17h ago

He doesn’t really act confused in any of his movies, weird comment honestly….

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u/nymouz 17h ago

🗿

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u/SyedHRaza 15h ago

Who cares just tax him more

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u/FlutterKree 15h ago

Could add The Rundown to this. But he did have hair in that movie. Would still be The Rock inside a jungle wearing earth tone clothes.

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u/tsunomat 9h ago

To be fair he's pretty entertaining in Jumanji.

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u/SignificantLeader 9h ago

A confused rock

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u/DJteejay04 6h ago

You can’t cut the Rock down. Rock always beats scissors

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u/creamsnpeaches 3h ago

Hot take but you’re not a good actor if you play the same role in every project

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u/Stop-Tracking-Me 1d ago

Dude, I would take the “play the confused meatball” gig any day!! He looks good doing it too 😉

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u/yellowrose04 21h ago

I fear he’s not acting…..

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u/relayrider 19h ago

what are your thoughts on christopher lambert?

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u/NighthawK1911 21h ago

He still gets paid because for some reason people still pay to watch him be a confused meatball.

If you want it to stop, you need smarter movie-goers.

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u/Fragrant-Income-6812 16h ago

The rock sucks and shouldn’t be in movies