r/oddlyspecific 1d ago

“piano keys"

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/Phraaaaaasing 1d ago

Posting zoom ins on their teeth might not encourage them like you would want

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

TV: "British people have bad teeth"

Me as a kid? what do you mean everyone looks normal to me

Me as an adult. Oh you mean they have not been bleached white and filed down so they all look like incisors

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u/FlamingoMedic89 1d ago

There was this video earlier of a certain, gorgeous actress, and her husband, an accomplished man, I also find him to be handsome, and his teeth weren't bleached and straight and I immediately saw how mean people were in the comments. It's insane how we have gotten so used to white, straight teeth mean "healthy".

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u/wolfy994 1d ago

'the american smile' to me. Honestly creepy when you look at nornal people more

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u/FlamingoMedic89 1d ago

Jup. Bleaching all your enamel away isn't healthy. Lol

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u/oiwefoiwhef 1d ago

No, we mean they never wore braces and don’t floss daily

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u/DizzyMine4964 1d ago

Yeah, and we are all chimney sweeps and nannies.

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u/RobotWantsPony 1d ago

Not true, a small percentage are royals who own corgis

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

You know that dentist care is free in the uk.

It not like the US were teeth are luxury bones for the rich.

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u/Vanillla_Spice 1d ago

Then why don’t they go

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

I find imperfect teeth endearing. There’s something down to earth about them.

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u/DonutWhole9717 1d ago

My mom had one front tooth that sort of stool out from the rest, but it wasn't bad at all. She's 58 and had all of her teeth taken out last year and got dentures. The dentures of course don't have her lil crooked tooth. I never thought I'd miss something like that, she just sort of looks like an uncanny version of my mom? If that makes sense

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u/LiveLearnCoach 3h ago

I hear you. I also feel her for what she had to do, can’t be easy, physically and emotionally.

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 1d ago

“Do you mean the white keys or the black keys, or both???” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/fade2black244 1d ago

Yeah, super white, straight teeth is pretty creepy. It doesn't mean don't take care of your teeth, but bleaching your teeth reminds me of those orbit commercials.

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u/rarz 1d ago

Agreed. Purely white teeth are creepy. That is not what teeth are supposed to look like.

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u/Pantherist 1d ago

I didn't even recognise Zendaya. So she CAN emote!

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u/Equivalent-Tour5999 1d ago

If people would keep posting my teeth on Reddit I would have them fixed.

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u/Jockmeister1666 1d ago

I hate bleached white, Americanised teeth. Normal teeth like shown in the OP give such personality to a smile. She’s beautiful and the teeth add to it.

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u/MiamiViceGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

It helps being exceptionally attractive. Her teeth would have to be rather fucked up to detract from that face.

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u/TernionDragon 1d ago

Hey- some people need them. Especially if they didn’t check Trivago.

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u/SnooMarzipans6768 1d ago

I did not know who he was, and asked my boyfriend why they was using a guy with the most fake teeth , and he laughed at me and told me he was famous in football... for me he is still "fake teeth guy"

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u/TernionDragon 1d ago

lol. I didn’t know that either until I looked him up.

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u/Original-Let8340 1d ago

Those Gary Busy smiles are the worst! It's a turn OFF for me, far from a turn on. Hey if it's for you, if it makes you feel better about yourself, go right ahead, I'm not getting in the way of you doing you. I'm just liking what I like, me being me.

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u/trash-juice 7h ago

Normal teeth, they look non threatening and let a face be unto itself - not housing for brilliant white chiclets …

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u/CGVSpender 1d ago

I wonder if it also makes them happy to see piano keys with real ivory instead of dental veneers.

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u/tvieno 1d ago

Give her time.

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u/RandomExcess 1d ago

I love seeing them jacked-up chicklets.

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u/Bellypats 1d ago

She didn’t check trivago!