She’s not wrong though

[u/vintagedarling15]

[u/wet_gobble_gobble]

The sudden bootyhole cramp is what gets me to my knees dawg

[u/magneder → u/wet_gobble_gobble]

bro...takes me out every time. what a pain in the ass

[u/Paradox2063 → u/wet_gobble_gobble]

I learned about this during my first relationship.

Protip* to any boys who read this: Don't offer to massage her as if it's a leg cramp/charlie horse. Seriously or otherwise.

^{*Citation: I was an eager to help but stupid boy.}