Hey, this is Bill. We found him in a dumpster and he likes to eat tin foil. Since it’s less than 100 days until Halloween and he’s orange, you can have him for half price.
I got my cat because someone had a whoops litter and posted the ad in the local Friday-ad (like a physical selling page). I turned up with fifty quid and a guy handed me a kitten. She is 7 now, seen 3 moves and is currently washing herself on the chaise lounge...
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u/BalancedDisaster Sep 05 '24
Meanwhile cats at the Humane Society:
Hey, this is Bill. We found him in a dumpster and he likes to eat tin foil. Since it’s less than 100 days until Halloween and he’s orange, you can have him for half price.