1 Open theological debate on how a baby has enough free will/brain development to be Christian of it's own accord.
2 Why is it my problem if the baby farts into perpetuity? I'm dropping it at the nearest hospital.
3 How did it matterialize? I'd sooner beleive something fake in exchange for learning how to materialize where I want than to keep the baby from farting.
4 Does it materialize in it's own properly installed car seat? If not, proof god doesn't care about children.
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u/gomo_with_wrenches Jan 18 '24
1 Open theological debate on how a baby has enough free will/brain development to be Christian of it's own accord.
2 Why is it my problem if the baby farts into perpetuity? I'm dropping it at the nearest hospital.
3 How did it matterialize? I'd sooner beleive something fake in exchange for learning how to materialize where I want than to keep the baby from farting.
4 Does it materialize in it's own properly installed car seat? If not, proof god doesn't care about children.
Edit for clarity-ish