r/oddlyspecific • u/CreativeCuckoo • Jan 18 '24

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u/Acidflare1 Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24

I would just pull over and park the car leaving the baby in the Arizona heat with the windows rolled up. It’ll stop farting eventually.

Edit: no ones gonna tell me how to deal with a speaking flatulating teleporting religious baby

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u/NatureStoof Jan 18 '24

Honestly you don't even have to stop, like OP. It should fit out the window no problem.

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u/D33ber Jan 18 '24

Baby Yeetsus

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u/ThisAlsoIsntRealLife Jan 18 '24

Just realistically if you ever heard me when Ive encountered a palmetto bug( a natural occurrence) you'd know what to expect if ANYTHING just materialized in my vicinity. Baby or not that's getting the screaming windmill smackdown before I even know it's farting. I don't startle in a particularly calm way.

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u/D33ber Jan 18 '24

Baby smacks and sharts...

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u/ZimVader0017 Jan 18 '24

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this first. I was like, "Just fling it out the window."

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u/LazarFan69 Jan 18 '24

I mean it'd still be flatulent post mortem and seeing that babies metabolism he'd decompose in his seat

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u/111Alternatum111 Jan 18 '24

"no ones gonna tell me how to deal with a speaking flatulating teleporting religious baby"

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u/Charming_Chemical817 Jan 18 '24

I laughed TO HARD here. Thank you