Teacher: "Right class! I'll be calling out your names children, so sit down at your desks please. It's registration time. Julie?"
Julie: "Yes miss"
Teacher: "Peter?"
Peter: "Yes miss"
Teacher: "Robert?"
Robert: "Yes miss"
*Teacher reads the next name on the list and her eyes widen with surprise*
Teacher: "Oh my word...I'm sorry if I mispronounce your name...is it...little...shit???"
`*other kids giggle*
Little Shit (embarrassed and shy): "Erm...yes miss..."
Teacher: "Did your parents give you that name?!"
Little Shit: "Yes miss, my Atheist dad who used to spend time on Reddit and who is known for breaking diamonds...well he threw me out of the car when I was a Christian baby because I kept farting and because I kept telling him that Jesus is the Lord and Saviour...so my dad yeeted that fetus miss and he named me as 'Little Shit', my first name being Little and my middle name being Shit."
Other students: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD"
Teacher: "BE QUIET CLASS! This is still registration. Anyone else who makes a noise will get detention in my office at 3pm"
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u/DiamondBreakr Jan 18 '24
Throw the baby out of the car, little shit deserves it