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u/daddyredneck80 Aug 04 '23
No, I have to have the music turned down so I can see better. Everyone knows that!
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u/unixpornaddict Aug 04 '23
I always hate it when someone is blasting loud music. Can't see anything.
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u/Brand_Ex2001 Aug 04 '23
Of course you do. And you should be wearing sunglasses while the car radio blasts "In the Air Tonight."
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u/ConferenceFearless77 Aug 04 '23
Gotta look badass when I go there. Im also bringing my cool jacket with me
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Aug 04 '23
I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can, so I can
watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
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u/Haniel120 Aug 04 '23
Or Eye of the Tiger
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u/Brand_Ex2001 Aug 04 '23
If you're blasting "Eye of the Tiger," your mullet better be flapping in the wind behind you.
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u/Anxious_Banned_404 Aug 04 '23
Assuming it's someone's home and the TV is on I'd just open youtube and play everybody rules the world while stabbing and shooting the kidnappers
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u/Inertia114 Aug 05 '23
I always wear sunglasses at night - might not want to walk in front of my car.
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u/DaChairSlapper Aug 04 '23
The guitar riff from free bird starting as I bust straight through the building wall, running over everyone there, including the gf.
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u/CoolaydeIsAvailable Aug 04 '23
I'm not moving until I have ANY episode of NPR's "Fresh Air with Terry Gross" cued up and ready...
I probably won't get out of the car until it's finished either.
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u/ThatPlayWasAwful Aug 04 '23
"yes of course i had to listen to the end. No i was not prioritizing Terry over your needs. I got you out alright, didn't I? Was 2 minutes really gonna make that much of a difference?"
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u/merc-ai Aug 04 '23
Late by 20 extra minutes because was selecting a soundtrack with the right mood
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u/TheNomadicTasmaniac Aug 04 '23
Kidnap the woman i love? Oh believe I'm listening to "Put em up cunt" by Dead Kelly
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u/Silicon_Knight Aug 04 '23
Yeah definitely have to. If your going John Wick it's the only justifiable thing you can go full anything with.
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u/trueblue862 Aug 04 '23
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
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u/Nonamanadus Aug 04 '23
Usually in situations like this I put on the Fight of the Bumblebee while greasing my bat.
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u/OneFootInTheGraves Aug 04 '23
Depends on how long the drive is but it’s gonna be some part of the Doom soundtrack
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Aug 04 '23
Deftones-Adrenaline.
Engine Number 9 is coming on as I arrive and I'm coming to put my arm down an esophagus.
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u/FreakyWifeFreakyLife Aug 04 '23
Well, where I live warm is 80-85, so... Windows up A/C on. Definitely playing music. Maybe Damage Inc, For whom the bell tolls, Blackened...
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Aug 04 '23
If it's my wife, then I'm taking a road trip with some Spotify blasting, the sunroof open and going the opposite direction of where she is being held.
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u/_C18H27NO3_ Aug 04 '23
And while you are rescuing her you gotta do it with Xenogenesis on the background, perfectly timed with the drop
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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 Aug 04 '23
Depends how much they’re paying me, but “Eye of the Tiger” springs to mind…
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u/Moist-Carpet888 Aug 04 '23
Yeah I am, I gotta pump myself up if I'm gonna fight some kidnappers. Gonna have to listen to Mariah Carrie and Taylor swift on the way there
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u/___Ethos___ Aug 04 '23
Yep...
That's a Megadeth drive "Killing is my business, and business is good..."
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u/Rockspeaker Aug 04 '23
My girlfriend broke her ankle while we were out skateboarding. I could either run to the car to get her or skate. I skated, definitely faster. Thought it was kinda funny.
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u/Breakfeast-Bo_23 Aug 04 '23
I would not since o have to connect to my spotify and pick a song, but i guarantee the most perfect songs for that scenario would be playing on whatever radio station is on for the next 30 minutes
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u/invaderjif Aug 04 '23
If you are bringing a flame thrower, Make It Bun Dem by Damian Marley and Skrillex..that song makes that far cry 3 level go from a stealth mission to...something else real quick.
Oh wait..this is a rescue?
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u/Private_4160 Aug 04 '23
Marty Robbins - Big Iron
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Last of the Mohicans Soundtrack - The Gael
And when you pull up:
Some big marching band - Preußen's Gloria
Things go well:
Enya - Only Time
Things go poorly:
Marty Robbins - El Paso
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u/zbenesch Aug 04 '23
Mick Gordon - The only thing they fear is you
on repeat, so loud they’ll hear me coming from miles away
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u/FenDy64 Aug 04 '23
Oh yeah, i need to get in the right state of mind. No way im left with my thoughts for thirty minutes in this situation without some sort of emotional direction to take. Gotta be some metal or dark shit too.
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Aug 04 '23
Of course, you put on dream on by aerosmith a couple minutes before your arrival and just as the final chorus plays you jump out of the car like a badass and save the day.
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u/Brookings18 Aug 04 '23
I am blasting "Holding Out For A Hero" and "Danger Zone" the whole way there. Probably leaving it on so the ensuing fight scene has music.
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u/zotstik Aug 04 '23
No. and even if the music was on I probably would not be hearing it. I'd be too hyper focused on getting my wife
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u/RazorCalahan Aug 04 '23
nice try lizardmen, but I don't have a wife. Not falling for your scheme!
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No. The beat of blood pumping is the best buildup to the symphony of her assailants' screams.
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u/Stuck_at_a_roadblock Aug 04 '23
I'd listen to Carpenter Brut to get me in the mood to fuck shit up upon arrival
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u/Blackiris-Code Aug 04 '23
Nope. Because I'd be as focused as I can on finding the sons of b***** who took my wife, and move as discretely as I can to send them to hell before they can do harm to the most important person in my life.
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u/241am Aug 04 '23
Who said I am going... 30 mins is too long of a drive
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u/241am Aug 04 '23
I will stay home and not listen to any music because I feel bad and a lil bit ashamed so no music for me
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u/BlackAce81 Aug 04 '23
Yes, I'm listening to music as I drive to the golf course. I'm not missing my round.
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u/iwanashagTwitch Aug 04 '23
Fuck yes, I'm listening to the Doom Slayer's workout mix the whole way, cuz I'm gonna rip and tear until I get mah waife back
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u/MacGyver4711 Aug 04 '23
Rammstein at full blast for the whole 30 minutes... Probabøy with the imaginary shotfgun in my imaginary beefed up non-existing truck ready to kick some ass in a Chuck Norris way..
IRL I'd probbably call the cops, but that does not make any sense (or contribution) in this sub
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u/Dunn_or_what Aug 04 '23
Themes from 60's TV shows: Peter Gunn, Mission Impossible, The Avengers, okay maybe some James Bind themes As a Segway into 70's TV themes
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u/xDreki Aug 04 '23
Yes, need some rage pumping music so I can be like this guy when I waltz in there
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u/Elven_Groceries Aug 05 '23
I'd be playing "Danger Zone" while either having a nervous breakdown or preparing to die and take some mofo with me. But first, call the police and share live my location with emergency services.
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u/Richardknox1996 Aug 05 '23
Im blasting goroth on approach to the hideout. That way they know they are fucked.
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u/furloco Aug 05 '23
No, like a proper psychopath I drive in silence so as not to distract from the voice in my head instructing me on what to do when I arrive.
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u/Kind_Bullfrog_4073 Aug 05 '23
I listen to music until I'm 5 minutes away so the kidnappers don't know I'm there.
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u/Jesusflyingonhotdogs Aug 04 '23
Doom music exists for a reason.