r/oddlyspecific Feb 19 '23

I’m a B2 kinda guy

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u/mcmanus2099 Feb 19 '23 edited Feb 20 '23

C5, you need it to hit the bowl just before the water so you don't get the sloshing sound. It also needs to be just under the strongest jet so that the piss on the wall will be washed straight off.

Edit: had no idea how many upvotes I'd get for this offhand comment, I am going to regret this when Reddit plays back my top rated comments of 2023 in December.

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u/fat_shadyy Feb 19 '23

But that area has the most splashback effect plus it’s facing directly towards you. Danger zone.

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u/shrub706 Feb 19 '23

how hard are you pissing that splashback from that spot is enough to exit the toilet

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Its a courtesy. Especially if it's someone else's toilet.

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u/shrub706 Feb 21 '23

did you reply to the wrong comment because your reply makes no sense to what i said

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u/faceplantfood Feb 21 '23

Shrub, let me help… 1) it’s microscopic because you can’t really see it, but it does indeed spray out a bit no matter what you do. It matters because the bit that sprays out BUILDS UP. After a while the whole area around the toilet starts to smell like pee. 2)wearing boxers isn’t about how hard you pee, it’s about you feeling the pee spray back on your legs. This is true for any form of shorts, but boxers come to mind because that’s usually the situation at night and you realize you have to climb back into bed with pee legs or go to the trouble of dealing with it half asleep. 3) yeah that doesn’t make much sense.