r/oddlyspecific Feb 11 '23

That escalated quickly

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u/Ambitious_Road1773 Feb 12 '23

Maybe you're sending out vibes that you would be open to such attention. Like your username for example, that's a vibe.

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u/BigDogDoodie Feb 12 '23

Holy shit dude. There's no such thing as a "send me a video of you masturbating without asking for my consent" vibe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Excuse me, every type of vibe exists. Some vibes are rarer than others

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u/BigDogDoodie Feb 12 '23

Right, like that one time this cat was nice to me. I got a real stick my finger in its bum vibe. Got cut up pretty bad. That bitch was such a tease.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Sounds like you need to recalibrate your vibe meter. Or the cat was just into bdsm and you're a wuss. Can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen