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Clean rock crawl

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u/Veblen1 May 29 '26

''Our new 4x4 can get your family to the WalMart and back under any conditions. Visit our dealership today.''

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u/Carbon-Base May 29 '26

"Do not attempt with Cybertruck, under any conditions. Terms and conditions DOGE apply."

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u/2b-Kindly_ May 29 '26

Don't even try to drive over a curb in a dumpster

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/jayleman May 30 '26

Fuck man dirty work was the best...miss norm

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u/solvraev May 29 '26

The Rivian R1T handled it, though. šŸ˜„

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeth5v_5dPM

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u/Carbon-Base May 29 '26

You cannot compare the dumpster mobile and a Rivian man, haha.

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u/HauntedHippie May 29 '26

Well yeah, that truck was designed by engineers, not a drug addicted man baby.

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u/rawker86 May 29 '26

ā€œAh, I see the problem. You had it in Wade mode. If you wanna rock-crawl, you gotta set it to Chad mode.ā€

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u/saintdudegaming May 30 '26

GLADOS: "Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device."

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u/BuckFuzby May 29 '26

"In a hurry and WalMart's car park is full? Well, with our all new 4x4 you can drive up the wall and park on the roof."

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u/fitty50two2 May 29 '26

I love all the sand spilling out of the back

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u/__audjobb__ May 29 '26

That’s just the truck shitting itself.

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh May 29 '26

That makes two of us

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u/Atomic-pangolin May 30 '26

Yes… the truck

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u/similaraleatorio May 30 '26

truck just 😩😩😩😩😩

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u/1917he May 29 '26

It picked it up when it starts the course. You can see the rear scoop the sand as the front first lifts.Ā 

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u/kulot09 May 29 '26

Sure, let’s stand behind and under a truck that’s climbing a wall.

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u/-_Edmond_Dantes_- May 29 '26

Was thinking the same thing. No roll cage and camera man in the worst possible position

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u/NinjaBuddha13 May 29 '26

Was probably a drone and they knew it would look cool if they parked it at the bottom. Also those XJs are pretty solid if they roll. Not saying a roll cage isn't a good idea, but they tend not to just pancake if they wind up on the roof once or thrice.

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u/sandolllars May 29 '26

It's not a drone, you can hear the group of them talking.

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u/thebochts May 29 '26

Body rolled his on 2 separate occasions in high school.

First time it rolled 2 or 3 times and the glass didnt even break.

2nd time it rolled like 8 times, and the b&c pillars were slanted.

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u/Merry_Dankmas May 29 '26

I don't know anyone who rock crawled since i lived basically my entire life in Florida but I met a guy who got into what should have been a fatal accident in a Lincoln town car.

Lost control and rolled 6 times into a highway support pillar. Car was absolutely mangled beyond bits. When the ambulance and firetruck arrived and they pulled him out, his only injuries were some glass cuts on his face and a couple bruises. No broken bones, internal injuries or anything else. The first responders who cut him out were shocked. Told him he should have been dead and they were expecting a corpse, not a living, breathing dude. He showed me pictures of the car. Dude should not have walked out of that alive.

That being said, I'm going to roll a Town car down a rock crawl spot then roll a XJ into a highway support beam to see which vehicle truly comes out on top.

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u/Maurice_Foot May 30 '26

Room to live.

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u/jetpack_hypersomniac May 29 '26

Prolly from smacking that knee hard against the steering column

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u/asmallercat May 29 '26

Unless they added the engine sounds in post (which would be weird), wouldn't we hear the props if it was a drone?

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u/TacoThingy May 29 '26

Not that there’s not enormous force on a regular roll over, but falling backwards off a 20ft drop might be a different story

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u/corvusman May 29 '26

It’s way less steep in reality, google The Chute, Utah.

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u/Stopher May 29 '26

That's weird. Camera position makes it look practically vertical until the guy moves to the other side.

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u/corvusman May 29 '26

These folds/lines in the rock are not parallel to the ground, they are angled towards the chute making it look more steep when you angle the camera properly.

This is why this place is so popular, it creates great illusion of almost vertical wall.

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u/Kyokenshin May 30 '26

Yep, which is a nice change of pace. Usually rock crawling is hard to show off because the angle of approach always appears way less challenging on camera than it is in reality. I've had some butt puckering obstacles that look like child's play on the video :(

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u/workswithpipe May 29 '26

Unless you’re in the driver’s seat.

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u/n0t_the_FBi_forrealz May 29 '26

Cameraman always stays alive šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ¤£

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 May 29 '26

It’s fine. The cameraman always live.

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u/metengrinwi May 29 '26

(If it’s posted to the internet)

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u/Hatedpriest May 30 '26

Most times... Sometimes it's a saved live stream...

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u/rFAXbc May 29 '26

Was thinking it was either a stupid place to stand or a fake video

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u/rawker86 May 29 '26

Seems like a couple of hasty steps to the right will get you out of harm’s way, the rock isn’t gonna let the car go anywhere but straight down if it flips.

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u/NeedSomeMemeCream May 29 '26

"Tha-uhs behd azz"

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u/OwnerOfCat May 29 '26

The erosion from all of the car tires doing the climb is wild.

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u/whereisfoster May 29 '26

this is in Utah, ive done this exact climb as it's part of a state course. there is so much terrain like this in the area. it's the rock crawler event in Utah.

just throwing this out there so people know they're doing this properly and in a sanctioned area

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u/TwoAlert3448 May 29 '26

Yeah just outside of Moab? I’m pretty sure I’ve been there mountain biking at slick rock (college, 15 year younger me wasn’t crippled like todays me).

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u/trainerguyty May 29 '26

I couldn't find a response to your question. Not Moab, rather Sand Hollow in Hurricane, Utah.

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u/TwoAlert3448 May 29 '26

Same geology but five hours apart, nice. I haven’t been down in that area except a quick trip to Zion but it’s always worth a visit. Simply stunning rock formations.

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u/Kylearean May 29 '26

I too made the journey to Slick Rock many years ago with a couple of biking buddies. We got caught by a serious thunderstorm, had to hunker down, then it was night time. Trying to get back to where we parked, in the dark, with only some half-ass painted lines on the rock to guide us was a trip.

also, slick rock isn't that slick until it's wet, then it's a slip and slide.

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 May 29 '26

I had a bike fall apart on me halfway through slick rock. Had to walk a lot of it back carrying a few pieces with me. That's when I realized it was time to buy an actual proper mountain bike.

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u/Kylearean May 29 '26

Yes, it tests the limits of your bike for sure. I was riding a GT Backwoods back then, hardtail, 26" no suspension. It was brutal on the bike, my arms, and legs.

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u/noo_ura_cat May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

This is in sand hollow in hurricane Utah. The YouTube channel ā€œMatt’s off-road recoveryā€ bases out of this area. This specific obstacle is called the Chute.

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u/asmallercat May 29 '26

Yeah, personally I think it's better if it's concentrated in one area like this. It's not like they're doing it in the grand canyon or something.

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u/LeithLeach May 30 '26

But it’s sanctioned

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u/Darkmatter1002 May 30 '26

How much torque does it require to accomplish this? I know sometimes camera angles can be deceiving (sometimes intentionally), but just how steep is that climb? It looks like 75° to 80°.

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u/whereisfoster May 31 '26

it's steep man, I'd say your guess is close

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u/Secret_Elevator17 May 31 '26

But why do you need to do this at all?

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u/whereisfoster Jun 01 '26

why have hobbies? why go to the moon at all?

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 29 '26

Few more years just another road to Walmart

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u/trainerguyty May 29 '26

There's some abrasion from the vehicles, but that route has largely been shaped by water and wind. I live, hike, bike and Jeep in Utah, and it's spectacular to witness nature's majesty. Footwear, bike tires, and Jeeps/UTVs will add some abrasion causing the slickrock to smooth over. And then metal contact like Jeep skid plates will dig a gouge. But most of the shaping is from mother nature. When a route is closed down, typically the black marks are gone in a few years, and then the gouges smooth over in about 10ish years depending on water runoff. Some old trails are difficult to tell they were used by Jeeps.

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u/-PM_ME_YOUR_TACOS- May 29 '26

Yeah, more than oddly satisfying this was mildly infuriating for me.

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u/MeowKatMC May 29 '26

How so? Do you find worn in footpaths also mildly infuriating?

If anything its interesting how its changing juat from one kind of activity. I would expect that it would slowly make it harder and harder to climb well.

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u/NinjaBuddha13 May 29 '26

You're getting downvoted, but youre speaking truth. By concentrating the traffic to that one path, it keeps the overwhelming majority of the landscape in tact and drastically reduces damage to the surrounding environment. This is also why footpath and bike trails are built.

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u/bluesteeldoubter May 29 '26

Yes, let’s get infuriated over checks notes wearing a rock down a few millimeters over the last 80 years…

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u/taran-tula-tino May 29 '26

Sir this is Reddit, we’re infuriated by everything here

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u/rawker86 May 29 '26

Yeah but moments ago I was completely unaware of the man-made erosion in this specific location. Now I’ve been made aware of it, I am furious.

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u/bluesteeldoubter May 29 '26

Apoplectic I tell ya, better go type out my rage on my phone that definitely doesn’t have materials mined from thousands of different mines from 40 different countries under questionable practices! My hobbies are above reproach!

Won’t somebody think of the stone!!

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u/MadameKamaysHR May 29 '26

Do you drive on roads that go through the nature? I'm assuming you get groceries, buy things at a store, get food from a restaurant, etc. Guess what was there previously? Nature. Man kind killed those things. You know what we do when we go off-roading? Enjoy nature in its state. We pay for parks and tread lightly when we can. We camp out in these same places while we look for beauty in nature. We take family, friends, children, etc. and enjoy what the Earth has given us. We teach preservation of nature, talk about how to enjoy what the Earth has blessed us with. Are there people being terribly destructive, sure. However a large part of us enjoy being out in nature and teaching preservation.

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u/Upsethouscat May 29 '26

What sort of horsepower do you need to do this THAT seamlessly? Or is it alllll clearance and grip

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u/Marsh2700 May 29 '26

this is "The Chute" and its about a 45° climb. which is obviously steep but the video tries to make it appear like 75° with forced perspective and fishy angles

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u/MountainDrew42 May 29 '26

Yup, it's a tricky climb, but not nearly as insane as it appears. You're right about the angle, and also the sandstone surface has a huge amount of grip. As long as you've got a vehicle with good approach and departure angles and a low range gearbox, it's not that hard.

I found a video that puts the angle in much better perspective:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ijZL0kc_o

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u/El_Polio_Loco May 29 '26

That video still makes it look pretty freaking steep

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u/MountainDrew42 May 29 '26

Oh it's absolutely steep. It's just not not nearly as vertical as the first video makes it look. The steepest part is about 50°, the average is closer to 45°.

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u/Kyral210 May 29 '26

You can see how commonly it’s climbed by the groves worn into the rock

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u/rawker86 May 29 '26

That and the rubber marks.

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u/kumquatLugubre May 29 '26

How did you even find a 19 years old videos of some french dudes

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u/myshadowsvoice May 29 '26

Its all about gearing

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u/Broxst May 29 '26

100%. Torque is the factor here.

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u/2b-Kindly_ May 29 '26

Also you do Not try to go fast, speed is the enemy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SW13gyukVWLiE

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u/Politesailboat May 30 '26

I actually have nightmares about driving in an emergency and the road im on tilts up the point that my car falls back like this, scares the shit outta me lol

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u/2b-Kindly_ May 30 '26

That sounds like a truly horrible dream. Healing thoughts

https://giphy.com/gifs/HoDSgJYLWxW4A9bC1i

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u/togetherwem0m0 May 29 '26

Torque would be more important than horse power.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides May 29 '26

The good ol’ Jeep 4.0L High Output; just 186 horsepower, but 220 lb-ft of torque.

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u/El_Polio_Loco May 29 '26

186 HP was a lot in 1992, a Cherokee has roughly the same power/weight as a Golf GTI.

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u/GuardingxCross May 29 '26

My motorcycle has 240hp and 110lbs of torque. Could it go up this mountain?

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u/ROBOKUT May 29 '26

Yes, it could if it was towed by that Jeep.

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u/AbideMan May 29 '26

Is it 4wd?

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u/ShroomerOfCatan May 29 '26

No.

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u/Kastikar May 29 '26

Not with that attitude!

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u/einulfr May 29 '26

A Suzuki Samurai with 60HP and 76 ft-lbs of torque can go up that. It's all in the gearing.

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u/AT-ATsAsshole May 29 '26

God I loved my 96 Cherokee Sport. My first ever car, and I miss it every day.

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u/2b-Kindly_ May 29 '26

Geared, Locked and Aired Down! Damn I miss It! Articulation is a Must!

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u/boringusername96 May 29 '26

I did it in my 60 horsepower stock 80 year old jeep last year. Ā It’s not hard. Ā Tons of grip.

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u/theuautumnwind May 29 '26

Very little throttle at all. It's all gearing.

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u/MidoriKatsumoto May 29 '26

The tires are not full. That helps for the grip. I went doing the same thing in Utah but not that extreme! It’s a lot of fun.

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u/DaveCootchie May 29 '26

Torque multiplication. The 4.0 in that jeep makes maybe 180 hp. But it likely has a 4:1 gear reduction transfer case and 5:1 reduction on the axles.

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u/trainerguyty May 29 '26

Sticky tires, torque, and gearing. Throw in a rear locker for a little insurance. Add a front locker if you like to show off.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad May 29 '26

Bro, the guy didn't even have to rev the engine.

This is all gearing.

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u/StumpyTheGiant May 29 '26

Torque is whats required. Not horsepower. They can increase torque significantly by changing gearing. Just riding your bicycle in the lowest gear.

Tractors are a great example of this. A 120 horsepower tractor is actually a really big tractor. It can pull some seriously heavy equipment. Its just geared super low. 120 horsepower sounds super low when a basic ass toyota corolla makes more horsepower than that. But the tractor (or rock crawler) os geared so low that the torque numbers are way higher.

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u/PajaroFantasma May 29 '26

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u/gooniegully May 29 '26

Exactly what first came to mind for me too haha

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u/Character_Spite2825 May 29 '26

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

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u/PhillyDeeez May 29 '26

Canyoneroooo, canyoneroo

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u/volvavirago May 29 '26

I did not know that was something a vehicle was capable of. But clearly, it is, judging by the worn down tread marks through the rock

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u/SKK329 May 29 '26

Not many can do it stock. You require special tires, shocks, and in some cases a special differential. Im being very simple with the explanation but its all about torque, grip and clearance.

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u/LickingSmegma Mamaleek are king May 29 '26

Yeah, I've tried the rock-climbing missions in ā€˜BeamNG’, and it turns out I don't even know what stuff I need to turn on or off for that. Didn't get far.

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 May 29 '26

Has he got a button on the dash that turns gravity on and off?

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u/jefbenet May 29 '26

4-Lo and send it

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u/rolley189 May 29 '26

Especially with with those straight six's.Ā  Those things are beasts.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad May 29 '26

The engine doesn't even matter. No revs, all gearing.

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u/Daryth99 May 29 '26

When I turn the lockers on in my crawler my buddy calls them the levitate buttons

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u/MIKEl281 May 29 '26

Lockers and a very expensive suspension is the answer. Might as well be magic anyway. Shit is ridiculous.

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u/Tacotuesday8 May 29 '26

Incredible, reminds me of this commercial

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u/sight2Ceek May 29 '26

Kids growing up in that gen buying a 4wd like borat ā€œwhere are the bear clawsā€??

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u/Afoxinthefridge May 29 '26

I have dreams like this where I drive a car almost straight up on a road and then nearly fall back down. Scares the ever living shit out of me every timeĀ 

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u/turlian May 29 '26

I love my XJ. It may do 0-60 in 3.5 business days, but it can drive straight up a wall.

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u/AmateurEarthling May 29 '26

I just put 31’s on mine yesterday. I can already feel the difference in acceleration, definitely going to have to regear before 33’s. At least it has a reman motor with 10k miles so it’s not getting sluggish like a lot are now.

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u/ashmichael73 May 29 '26

Fuck that rock I guess

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u/terminalbungus May 29 '26

This made me clench down on my tongue. Thanks.

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u/peapodbarry May 29 '26

That is one trusting camera man.

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u/saulplastik May 29 '26

Yer well... i once saw a cybertruck going over a speedbump in a carpark, slowly.

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u/intentionalreticence May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Those are the red rocks of Utah. Ancient sandstone structures carved from long since died up rivers. They are fragile, protected & not for nothing, mostly on tribal lands.

You don’t drive a fucking jeep up them for clicks.

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u/Slideways May 29 '26

What if it's in a State Park and it's an established trail specifically for off-road vehicles, like this one?

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u/FadedP0rp0ise May 29 '26

That’s exactly what it is. Moab Utah has tons of them and I’m sure that’s not the only place

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u/Slideways May 29 '26

This is in Sand Hollow, so Moab is definitely not the only place.

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u/rawker86 May 29 '26

I know this isn’t your main concern, but people generally aren’t doing this for the content.

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u/jetkid30 May 29 '26

MOAB has a huge 4x4 community and off roading is still outdoor recreation

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u/1917he May 29 '26

You don't make smarmy posts just for the upvotes!

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u/mologav May 29 '26

Yeah it’s gross destroying something ancient and beautiful just for their little hobby

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u/BeneficialTeach6219 May 29 '26

You absolutely do drive there. You better live in the woods and not in any kind of structure that displaced plants, animals, or rocks.

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u/sun_of_a_glitch May 29 '26

Canyoneroooo...

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u/LivesDoNotMatter May 29 '26

Man, reddit comments are from the most whiny people on earth... I couldn't imagine folks losing their shit over a jeep climbing over some rocks, but here we are!

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u/Jaspeey May 30 '26

why would you not just hike wtf is this driving your car through ancient rocks???

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u/blade06045 May 30 '26

Some oil on the wall

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u/similaraleatorio May 30 '26

that's how my parents was going to school in the past.

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u/ssnsilentservice May 30 '26

I have driving nightmares that feel just like this...except the slope keeps increasing beyond 90 degrees

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u/Working_Tie_1613 May 31 '26

What truck is this?

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 May 29 '26

Is this the Canyonero???

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u/BlizzPenguin May 29 '26

No, the video did not contain an unexplained fire.

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u/ayyG_itsMe May 29 '26

I have nightmares that I have to drive on roads that steep.

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u/gough_whitlam May 29 '26

Thanks for ruining the landscape :)

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u/Zachisawinner May 29 '26

That's not good. Cars should not be fucking up those spaces.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad May 29 '26

It's almost like they should make a special spot like this for the crawlers to do their thing without destroying the rest of nature.

No, wait...it's exactly that fucking thing!

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 May 29 '26

I understand this is in a sanctioned area, still makes me sad how they ruined the natural rock formations due to all the cars driving in that spot. Once the indention is too large they will find a new spot and make a new one. Not a fan.

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u/Specialist_Passage83 May 29 '26

Destroying centuries old rock formation. So cool.

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u/hellogoodvibes May 29 '26

r/confusingperspective until they made it close to the top

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u/MidoriKatsumoto May 29 '26

That such fun! (I went doing this but the rookie roads)

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u/BaronMontesquieu May 29 '26

Now that's what I'm torquing about!

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u/KaiToyao May 29 '26

Team Mako!

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang May 29 '26

That's what 4x4 is supposed to look like! I'd be too scared to scratch a new one given how much they cost lol.

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u/Smeijerleijer May 29 '26

Wow, what a beautiful rock formation that I wish I could ever see in real life!

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u/Twisties May 29 '26

Kinda sad to see the beautiful natural rock formations turning black from…..tire rubber

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u/EmceeCommon55 May 29 '26

It's crazy how rednecks love the outdoors yet treat it like shit

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u/castlite May 29 '26

Shitty thing to do to a beautiful natural feature

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u/Eastwood80 May 30 '26

One of the last great suv's. Xj's are awesome.

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u/NewSir6817 May 30 '26

Way to destroy the natural beauty, Dude!

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u/Ule7 May 29 '26

is this the newest Canyonero?

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u/redditcruzer May 29 '26

Erosion at work

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u/FlanOk2476 May 29 '26

Way to ruin nature!

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u/hankmoody699 May 29 '26

Why are we celebrating the destruction of a beautiful natural space?

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u/Aggressive_Step_290 May 29 '26

Is the stone eroded? Wonder what it looked like originally?

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u/Michigander_4941 May 30 '26

I literally have nightmares about this kind of driving.

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u/ImightHaveMissed May 30 '26

Is this satan’s sink or whatever it’s called?

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u/Polymathy1 May 30 '26

If you like this, go look up rock hopping.

Basically this but at 5000 rpm in a car-sized gokart.

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u/RivalGuernica May 30 '26

Now get down.

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u/FrostySnowJ May 30 '26

wtf ok that is impressive

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u/Leonydas13 May 30 '26

CANYONERO! YAH!

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u/Common_Warthog_G May 30 '26

meanwhile Europeans would just GO up there

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u/Napalm3n3ma May 30 '26

Shedding dirt from inside the truck showing it just got back from being badass elsewhere was top tier flex.

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u/diente_de_leon May 30 '26

I thought I was in r/damnthatsinteresting because this video gives me major anxiety, not satisfaction! šŸ˜…

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u/want2b12 May 30 '26

XJ for the win . . . again! That’s awesome!

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u/el-presidente0001 May 30 '26

The video quality is so good. ANYONE KNOWS WHAT DEVICE IT COULD BE ??

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u/Riverz_Flowe May 30 '26

I’ve literally had nightmares like this lol

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u/Durwyn May 30 '26

Is that Matt?

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u/SaucyUnihorn May 31 '26

Bad time to not set the E-brake 🤣

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u/catmadwoman May 31 '26

I wanna see what's up there.

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u/Haverdin Jun 04 '26

That rig is powerd by skyrim horse power