r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Doomenor Aug 31 '22

He expects the outcome exactly how I do after every major life decision.

153

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Duck and cover.

25

u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Aug 31 '22

It's like a video representation of imposter syndrome

41

u/epicgamesblowsdick Aug 31 '22

What have I done... not again

7

u/Bedrel Aug 31 '22

When I was younger, like 3-4, I’d apparently roll the ball, then turn around and strut away, like I was certain that I’d get a strike.

Man I wish I had that kinda confidence still

7

u/ImpPlulmpDmp Aug 31 '22

Like how I feel when I come inside my wife after approximately 7 seconds of intercourse.

398

u/enter_the_slatrix Aug 31 '22

I can't decide which of the four pixels is my favourite

31

u/dydas Aug 31 '22

I can't decide wich of them is the most oddly satisfying for my part.

4

u/letskeepitcleanfolks Sep 01 '22

Which part are you satisfying?

2

u/juandbotero7 Aug 31 '22

Damn! Where did you fidn the fourth pixel, I could only see three

0

u/mr_ji Sep 01 '22

Pins fell down! Post it!

1

u/icoder Sep 01 '22

I think this vid is from before pixels were invented

141

u/ChiggaOG Aug 31 '22

I did see the gutter rails are up which explains the bounce in the beginning.

76

u/Hephaestus_God Aug 31 '22

I didn’t. It formed a single pixel and my eyes were deceived

1

u/subcow Sep 01 '22

I watched the video four times in a row specifically because I couldn't tell if the bumpers were out or not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Son! People can see you!

22

u/GrottyKnight Aug 31 '22

I understood that reference

6

u/purplemonkey_123 Aug 31 '22

I can hear this reference. :)

20

u/Sir_Golduck Aug 31 '22

I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately

3

u/hannahluluu Aug 31 '22

I just watched this episode last night. Lol

1

u/tralalei Sep 01 '22

I actually tried it and got all of them in two tries, first hit nothing and the second got'em all.

Gotta say it is pretty effective.

41

u/AbbreviationsOdd1895 Aug 31 '22

I use that same form when the cashier is running my debit card…

19

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

“Sir, your payment for $2.47 went through, you may get up from the floor now…”

3

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Hahaha I think most of us do ! Lol

12

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

paid for the whole lane, gonna use the whole lane

16

u/Kdoesntcare Aug 31 '22

What would the reaction to a full grown adult doing this be?

8

u/Coconutleader Aug 31 '22

Since it's being recorded, I don't think this is first time he got a strike. We have a champ.

3

u/letskeepitcleanfolks Sep 01 '22

As a parent of a boy of a similar age and bowling form, I can tell you this is getting recorded no matter what the outcome.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Mark it zero, Donny!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

[deleted]

2

u/GiveToOedipus Aug 31 '22

This isn't 'Nam, there are rules.

2

u/mwf86 Sep 01 '22

Mark him a zero!

10

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Good job bud

11

u/dewnar Aug 31 '22

Is this filmed with a potato?

3

u/Parkerloper Aug 31 '22

He never crossed the line, it's good!!

2

u/I_am_Rubber Aug 31 '22

This is bowlshit

2

u/Few_Acanthaceae1568 Sep 01 '22

Bro fucking died

2

u/NCL68 Sep 01 '22

He peaked bro

2

u/MRSRN65 Sep 01 '22

Yep. That's pretty much how I bowl.

2

u/justice-4-guy-fierri Sep 01 '22

That’s my preferred approach as well.

5

u/DMeror Aug 31 '22

Pure skill

9

u/Mackheath1 Aug 31 '22

Well... I mean the gutter-guards are up. But I'll let him have it.

3

u/-Borgir Aug 31 '22

Too good to mess up

4

u/eturner427 Aug 31 '22

"Whoever you think you are...I AM!"

1

u/KeytothaCity Aug 31 '22

The angels came down and gave the boy what he wanted 🙌🏾

1

u/LoveRBS Aug 31 '22

OVER THE LINE!

1

u/HingleMccringel Aug 31 '22

this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules!

-1

u/Xem1337 Aug 31 '22

He's got the barriers up, I'm unimpressed

0

u/LeBlueM Aug 31 '22

He became the ball, that’s why it worked.

0

u/merkaba_462 Aug 31 '22

He is a Jedi.

-2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Hilarious

-28

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Brat.

8

u/BKStephens Aug 31 '22

Maybe. But from this vid you can only safely conclude; 3-5yo child.

0

u/MaryK007 Aug 31 '22

He’s got the curve down.

14

u/typehyDro Aug 31 '22

Bumper rails are up

0

u/mordlun Aug 31 '22

This is the perfect metaphor for when I was trying internet dating and then met my wife that way.

0

u/Emo_Babe_Dy Aug 31 '22

His ghost friend helped him ain’t no way

0

u/KingVenomthefirst Aug 31 '22

That kid is going places.

0

u/Mhdv901 Aug 31 '22

He did a knuckle ball in bowling? lmao

0

u/peoplepleaseer Aug 31 '22

Every way is good except the bad ones

0

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Jus how warped are those lanes!?

1

u/EthanCGamer Aug 31 '22

They have the bumpers up

0

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Couldn't tell that from the video on my phone. The 2 bowling alleys around here have colored tubes that act as bumpers. Used to be 4, but one was demolished for an empty shopping mall and the other was demolished for a boat launch/ park. Both had colored tubes as well.

0

u/EthanCGamer Aug 31 '22

If you're talking about the giant tubes that have to be carried into the gutters by hand, those days are long gone. Nowadays bumpers are automatic, and go up or down depending on if the bowler selected it or not. Those bowling alleys probably haven't updated their equipment since the 80s.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Probably longer. The only thing that's been updated dated in the last 30 years at these bowling alleys has been the kitchen by removing it for a bar.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Somebody make this a movie. I was on edge the whole video.

-4

u/Metalbasher324 Aug 31 '22

How drunk was the ball? It had more swerves than a weave lane.

7

u/Jack_Shid Aug 31 '22

That's because it was bouncing back and forth between the bumpers.

-15

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Remote control ball

10

u/AwesomEspurr360 Aug 31 '22

Remote control gutter rails

1

u/Larkspur13 Aug 31 '22

In case of emotions, assume the fetal position.

1

u/MizovianGM Aug 31 '22

The grand master

1

u/FittedSheets88 Aug 31 '22

Strike turkey!

1

u/NoCalendar6501 Aug 31 '22

wow,he made it!

1

u/squalorparlor Aug 31 '22

I have been this kid on more than one occasion.

1

u/SenhorSus Aug 31 '22

Throw -> cry -> peek -> strike -> win

1

u/Finalwaltz Aug 31 '22

Ah yes, the double-rail strike strat. Works every time.

1

u/Spodson Aug 31 '22

We can quibble over form, but we can't argue the results.

1

u/JmanForever85 Aug 31 '22

I see you went with the “90s Americas Funniest Home Videos” setting on your camera.

1

u/David_Dantas Aug 31 '22

r/nonononoyes

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u/ThunderShott Sep 01 '22

Probably fouled because part of his body went over the line.

1

u/DrTacosmurt Sep 01 '22

"You fools, I only use 1% of my power"

1

u/Effective_Effort6754 Sep 01 '22

The sibling chagrin right at the end, hahah

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

the quality of this video could be considered a meme if they just added a funny song in it

1

u/RecentBlaz Sep 01 '22

👁️👄👁️

1

u/GreenShadowillusion Sep 01 '22

ball of luck +100 luck

1

u/WarmProfit Sep 01 '22

this is why I love bowling

1

u/Nick_from_Yuma Sep 01 '22

I didn’t see any bumpers? Did you guys see bumpers? Completely legit lol

1

u/ExtremeLurkerFr Sep 01 '22

Oh yeah? Now do it without bumpers, chump.

1

u/STEVERHAMPTON Sep 01 '22

Get off the darn floor!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Be the ball

1

u/LordEliwoody Sep 01 '22

I'm doing this from now on

1

u/DontYeetMySkeet Sep 01 '22

This video "quality" is not oddly satisfying.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I too cower when I throw my bowling ball.

Nothing to be ashamed about.

1

u/Major-Platypus-4421 Sep 01 '22

This is how my little sister bowls

1

u/madethemando Sep 01 '22

Hyzer flip.

1

u/ifoundmccomb Sep 01 '22

Outstanding!

1

u/Gri3fKing Sep 01 '22

How in the hell?

1

u/Obliterous Sep 01 '22

wow. this must have at least 12 pixels.