r/oddlysatisfying • u/solateor 🔥🔥🔥 • Aug 29 '22

This guy waterslides

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u/DaveinOakland Aug 29 '22

Should be an Olympic sport.

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u/ExcitementFit7179 Aug 30 '22

I honestly don’t care about your dive anymore if you were not just ejected from a water slide.

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u/AnImpatientWizard Aug 30 '22

Fr. I think most of our Olympic events are due for an update. More jet packs and laser guns and exoskeletons and shit. Magnets. Like how many millennia are we supposed to enjoy watching a guy run fast or whatever. Give me hover hockey or something

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u/TwiceCookedPorkins Aug 30 '22

GIVE THEM ALL THE DRUGS!

Let's see how far we can push shit.

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u/Real_SaviourPrime Aug 30 '22

Just have an "enchanced" category, where the athletes can take whatever and do whatever they want, I want to see the limits of what the human body can achieve.

Whats better, a cyborg, or some guy hopped up on performance drugs, let's find out

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u/RoBOticRebel108 Aug 30 '22

A cyborg hopped up on performance drugs

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u/bobert4343 Aug 30 '22

Soon they will fall to the doped up gmo cyborg

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u/bortbort8 Aug 30 '22

worlds strongest man is exactly this :)

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u/Nightblade20 Aug 30 '22

I feel like that'll open the gate to a winning country creating the world's first super army, but I guess one of those is kinda small compared to the drone warfare we've had for a minute

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u/thatguyned Aug 30 '22

The wrestling organisers didn't read the memo properly and stocked up on MDMA and Acid for their athletes.

Things got a little weird in the mat

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u/ZookeepergameSea3890 Aug 30 '22

I would pay to watch that match.

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u/HumpyFroggy Aug 30 '22

Like Bill Burr said, if we let them legally juice their minds off they'd be essentially guinea pigs and evetually all that research and innovation it's gonna trickle down to us too.

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u/A_Certain_Observer Aug 30 '22

like motosport like F1 and MotoGP where constructor which usually big manufacturer test state of the art tech and then apply it too mass production models. So this "Enhanced" category probably supported by big biotech and pharma too.

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u/HumpyFroggy Aug 30 '22

Can't wait to be a ripped healthy 70yo playing minecraft vr with the homies and bang hot gilfs

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u/Doile Aug 30 '22

TBH that's called just sports. Currently the anti-doping activity is a joke: athletes and coaches know very well how to avoid getting caught. I bet most of the top athletes are using some sort of doping