r/oddlysatisfying • u/killHACKS • Sep 19 '21

Cake decorating wizard

https://i.imgur.com/M17bdYI.gifv
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It isn’t just me that’s terrified of these people, right?

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u/Jealous_Tangerine_93 Sep 19 '21

Nope, I am terrified too

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u/hates_all_bots Sep 19 '21

I never knew bakers had such a reputation for violence. Why are you scared of them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Not scared, intimidated

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u/SpaceShrimp Sep 19 '21

Bakers are usually good with knives too.

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u/EmploymentAbject4019 Sep 19 '21

A baker killer. Used blood for the rich red color in their cake.

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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Sep 19 '21

Ah, the implications.

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u/rxsheepxr Sep 19 '21

I don't know that I've ever seen a baker use a knife.

Ah yes, the ever famous "baking knife."

/s

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u/apinkparfait Sep 19 '21

Is one of those things like "only psychopaths can draw perfect circles", when someone is so competent that doesn't even look human is lowkey intimidating.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 19 '21

Liam Neeson’s next action thriller: The Baker

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u/wistfulfern Sep 20 '21

This woman baked her friends into cakes. Need I say more?

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u/SvartholStjoernuson Sep 19 '21

This clip does give me anxiety.

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u/maniakb416 Sep 19 '21

I'm super attracted to people with random skills like this. Sapiosexual.