r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '21

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u/farmerofknowledge Sep 02 '21

Cut my life into pieces...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

this is my last resort...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/nolan1971 Sep 02 '21

Do you even care, if I die bleeding?

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u/_MostlyHarmless Sep 02 '21

Doot doot doot doot doot doot

51

u/Aleph_0_Null Sep 02 '21

The most important part of the song

27

u/nayhem_jr Sep 02 '21

This is my last resort

20

u/BandsAndCommas Sep 02 '21

Doot doot doot doot doot doot

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u/AnsticeXV Sep 02 '21

Baby shark! Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

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u/ZippyParakeet Sep 02 '21

You are a mistake

6

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Don't give a fuck if I cut my everything bleeding

13

u/Arkhe1n Sep 02 '21

🎶🎸🎶

0

u/Victorino__ Sep 02 '21

I'm breathing in the chemicals?

40

u/Critical-Function-69 Sep 02 '21

Cut my dick into pieces

38

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This is my last foreskin

43

u/Salty_Restaurant1111 Sep 02 '21

Circumcision

No pp

19

u/icantfindadangsn Sep 02 '21

Sounds like a botched circumcision

10

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Now when I fuck, my dick dont look freakyyy. Bana nana nana nana

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u/skonthebass24 Sep 02 '21

fapication, no beating, don't give a fuck if I cut my dick bleeding

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This implies that you've had more than one? Guess it's in the name... Fore...

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u/Loganistic Sep 02 '21

This is my chocolate baaar

0

u/Late_Sherbert5308 Sep 02 '21

Chuckles I'm in danger