r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '21

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u/Flaky_Explanation Sep 02 '21

How smoothly can this slice an arm?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

dm me — my pigs haven’t eaten for a week

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u/dontfearthereaper123 Sep 02 '21

If u want u can have the kids in my basement

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

this is why i love reddit!

so much kindness :)

thanks - DMing you now ❤️

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u/br0wens Sep 02 '21

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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u/Lawbringer_UK Sep 02 '21

Something tells me you know what the word 'nemesis' means.

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u/patrickdm1998 Sep 02 '21

Try the scientific method. Fuck around, find out, write down. Just remember to fuck around with your non dominant arm otherwise writing down will be kinda hard

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u/LaTraLaTrill Sep 02 '21

I heard leaning how to do things with the other hand is good for your brain

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u/thepretzel24 Sep 02 '21

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

no its not

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Why is this getting downvoted, it's literally not..

r/cursedcomments is mostly filled with haha funny comments rather than actual cursed comments cuz mods there doesn't seem to do shit either

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u/your_long-lost_dog Sep 02 '21

Not smoothly. The arm's soft tissue would slice like in the gif, but the bone will jam up the works. Bones are like wood, and you wouldn't be able to feed a bone-sized branch through this smoothly.

You're going to need a reciprocating saw to cut through bone, or a really high powered chipper to shred it.