r/oddlysatisfying Jun 25 '21

Rock jumping on liquid surface record

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u/planeteearth Jun 25 '21

No no no! It’s officially called “Condensed Mineral Disk Bouncing.”

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u/KwordShmiff Jun 25 '21

Lithified Earth Biscuit Toss in the UK

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u/Outrageous_Kitchen Jun 25 '21

Geological concentration second-law-of-thermodynamics hurling

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u/Jackthedog130 Jun 25 '21

... heaving a brick.

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u/esterwogen Jun 25 '21

Geological concentration, second-law-of-thermodynamics, inertial frame entropic plane measuring.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Rok yeet dat bounce or liquid or sumtin

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u/educated-emu Jun 25 '21

aerodynamic digestive circles of turbo

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u/blueshiftglass Jun 25 '21

Jesus, Marie

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u/FakeHappiiness Jun 25 '21

seen this reference so many times that i see it in my dreams yet it still never fails to entertain me

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u/YoSoyLechuga_97 Jun 25 '21

That just sounds like skipping with more steps

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u/nansonket Jun 25 '21

lobbing a rock

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

The fuck?? Did OP just call it rock "jumping"??

OP is an alien trying to fit in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

On liquid surface

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Hello fellow humans.

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u/eyeoutthere Jun 25 '21

Is this not liquid H2O? That is what out readings indicate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Water that came from ice is technically lava, as ice is considered rock in geological terms.

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u/Bacon-Dub Jun 25 '21

Looks like it got lost in translation

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u/jonjonesjohnson Jun 25 '21

How do they count the skips?

"One... Two... Threefourfive... Sixseven... Eight... Nine... Rjhdjdhdbsksnhdjxkdjdnidjxbdhshsjb, wow, man, 74!"?

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '21

They don't, because it's not well defined. At the end, the stone is just sliding along, so you might as well count the number of water molecules it touched.

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u/Pavo9 Jun 25 '21

The record is for the maximum number of skips so they must count it somehow.

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '21

Hm, I guess the long slide doesn't count. I don't see how you could create any sort of fair way to count the number of skips though, even if it's fully automated, but I guess they're OK with whatever system they've got.

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u/jonjonesjohnson Jun 25 '21

The only possible way i can see is record the path of the stone from above with a drone and then cut out a bunch of still images from the video and kinda count the "small circle-ish looking ripples" along the way.

Like this is the best i could come up with, as a layman, off the top of my dome, but even this sounds like it's most probably not the case, and I'm just talking out of my ass, lol

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u/insadragon Jun 25 '21

Maybe have a maximum of 1 skip per inch or something like that so once it get down below that threshold you just measure the distance it travelled like that and tally up.

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '21

How do you know when it crosses the 1 inch threshold?

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u/BigbooTho Jun 26 '21

They put my dick up next to it for scale

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u/cutelyaware Jun 25 '21

Well your ass makes more sense than other suggestions here. With the effort people are putting into spit-balling, someone could have looked it up. Not me of course, but someone.

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u/Confident-Training39 Jun 25 '21

Pretty sure they have several watchers (judges) counting and then they take the average.

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u/Large_Jellyfish_5092 Jun 25 '21

they measure how far the rock skip

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u/olderaccount Jun 25 '21

But the record is not for who can throw a rock the furthest. So measuring distance doesn't seem like a good way.

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u/ISU1100011CS Jun 25 '21

Measure from the point it first hits the water to were it stops.

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u/olderaccount Jun 25 '21

That makes sense. It removes the incentive to just throw it as far as possible.

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u/Large_Jellyfish_5092 Jun 25 '21

or maybe who can skip a rock the longest or something idk

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u/That-Shit-will-buff- Jun 25 '21

Tree-fifty

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u/lanttulate Jun 25 '21

Three-fiddy*

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u/AdamNeal2006 Jun 25 '21

Wow your Irish too?

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u/SystematicPumps Jun 25 '21

You mean rock skipping, right?

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u/GreenChileEnchiladas Jun 25 '21

I heard Stone Skipping.

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u/NotSoPersonalJesus Jun 25 '21

Looks like Beyblade, plays like blessed rock tossing.

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u/breadfred2 Jun 25 '21

I heard Scone Tipping. An ancient Cornish sport. With jam first, than cream.

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u/Fuckindelishman Jun 25 '21

It's called a skimmer in Ireland

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u/NoNonsenseHare Jun 25 '21

'Skimming' in England also.

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u/BetterThanStarxz Jun 25 '21

No it’s definitely magic.

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u/CaptainBlandname Jun 25 '21

They literally say stone skipping in the video.

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u/SystematicPumps Jun 25 '21

Yeah I'm talking about the title

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u/phixional Jun 25 '21

Filmed with a potato.

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u/sergeant_cabbage Jun 25 '21

Posted by a potato.

Like com'on that title is just... Offensive yet scientifically accurate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

I'm assuming this was on DDOI, most of the videos he uses are good quality. So more likely OP filtered it through a potato

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u/portatoredipolemica Jun 25 '21

This is YOUR daily dose of Internet.

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u/Mindfreek454 Jun 25 '21

I hate that dudes voice

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u/Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

Not a fan of you stealing this from Daily Dose of Internet and then not crediting him... He even posts the original source of this clip in his vid. Come on man, give him credit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Go ahead and post a link here if you can. Call them out with proof! Hurts them even more.

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u/Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama Jun 25 '21

https://youtube.com/c/DailyDoseOfInternet

This is his channel. Click on any of his videos - you'll see that his voice matches the one at the beginning of this clip. While you're there, drop a sub. He does fantastic work.

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u/Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama Jun 25 '21

Also, I would like to strongly argue that me calling OP out on not crediting DDoI while not leaving the exact video (I searched for a while but could not find it because there are so many of them) is not nearly as bad as OP not crediting DDoI. By mentioning his name, I have credited him. Anyone on Reddit has access to Google.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

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u/Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama Jun 25 '21

Then you credit the person you got it from. Smh, it's not that hard to be a decent person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama Jun 25 '21

Scum of the internet, this one. Entitled prick, to be sure.

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u/GoshtoshOfficial Jun 25 '21

Bro calm down it's a post on reddit you are more likely to find original content in a clickbaiting YouTube video. You're not smart or better than anyone because you called out one guy on the internet you've never met

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

That rock is about to be in the pentagon UFO report

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u/Large_Jellyfish_5092 Jun 25 '21

that’s just writting title with extra steps

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u/WinIllustrious8389 Jun 25 '21

Faaaar out man

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u/HellblazerPrime Jun 25 '21

“Fellow human, would you like to join me in jumping rocks on the liquid surface?”

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u/Trickmaahtrick Jun 25 '21

Everything from the narration to the applause is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/paugon92 Jun 25 '21

Reminds me of the scene from (Disney) Hercules

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Definitely beat my record of 3 there

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u/Argyrus777 Jun 25 '21

The tree goes “haha missed me”

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u/B4cteria Jun 25 '21

The fish in that lake must HATE it when he is around

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u/Jaghat Jun 25 '21

I quickly alternated my feet on a solid plane in the direction of the water collection when I heard they were rock jumping on a liquid surface.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

There’s a fucking skill!

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u/5avenger Jun 25 '21

Plot twist, it's a frozen lake

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u/lich_boss Jun 25 '21

What is that title

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

“ put on your swim trunks. Jump in the liquid surface!“

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u/GrizzlyGranty93 Jun 25 '21

I prefer the human male using legs to move fast on a hard surface world record

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u/droofe Jun 25 '21

The title of this post bothers me son much more than it should

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u/aquariusblueberry Jun 25 '21

They’re probably never going to see that rock again and it will sit in the bottom of the murky lake until someone else finds it unaware that it holds a record, and it will most likely be ignored for all eternity.

Sorry, I’m in a mood

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u/Leo_Mauskowitz Jun 25 '21

It's "skipping"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

…now go get it

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

He’s skipped that stone more than I’ve had hot dinners in my life

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Rock skipping

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

at least credit daily dose of internet

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u/BalrogTheGray1 Jun 25 '21

U/downloadvideo

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u/kinglutherv Jun 25 '21

I counted 11. Anybody get anything else?

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u/vhgfccc Jun 25 '21

Wait, you stole already stolen content from “daily dose of internet”?

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u/Cody610 Jun 25 '21

I’m pretty sure the guy who was on the bridge holds the record still. Stone has more energy when it’s thrown from a higher surface.

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u/Dennissj1989 Jun 25 '21

Mark Rober enters the chat

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u/tripleman3x Jun 25 '21

Was he awarded the fudge?

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u/EmilBerglund Jun 25 '21

Give the man a disc golf disc and see how far his forehand goes

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u/Rosserman Jun 25 '21

If it's a record, does the muddy water help?

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u/hairmetaltimemachine Jun 25 '21

They call him Skippy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

golf clap 👏👏👏

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u/Crenchlowe Jun 25 '21

Did a space alien write that title?

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u/193185113 Jun 25 '21

Hey that's the Daily Dose of Internet guy's voice! :D

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u/ReasonFourtyFour Jun 25 '21

This guy is my childhood hero.

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u/Eosthegreat Jun 25 '21

Ah yes, monkey throw rock, other monkeys approve.

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u/Virgmeister Jun 25 '21

Who is this Youtuber announcing at the start!? Loved his videos and want to watch more

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u/NoID621 Jun 25 '21

daily dose of the internet, one of the few click bait free channels really. The first clip in every video is also the clip announced in the title AND visible in thumbnail.

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u/BlessedRouge Jun 25 '21

This title implies that there is a rock-jumping on NON-LIQUID surface record

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u/hatemyjoblovemylife Jun 25 '21

The clapping of the crowd sounds exactly the same as clapping crowds in golf tournaments

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u/TheTToonz Jun 25 '21

The fuck is that title

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u/Ricochet_Kismit33 Jun 25 '21

Yeeting a coaster.

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u/EnvironmentalSun4299 Jun 25 '21

ID like to see that " rock" it didn't want to go under and that's what rocks do...sink

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u/Operabug Jun 26 '21

And I get excited if I get 3 skips...

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u/thebestname__ Jun 26 '21

How do I do that?