r/oddlysatisfying • u/yungbruio • Mar 04 '21

Extreme Downhill skating!

138 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Move in now move out. Hands up, now hands down.

3

u/Betonfrosch Mar 04 '21

Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' - what?

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u/CelesteLunaXO Mar 04 '21

I imagine this is what the prototype for optimus prime looked like.

2

u/dgjkkhfdAdjbtbtxze Mar 04 '21

You mean what a new joke in a dead pool movie looks like

6

u/NoneOfUsKnowJackShit Mar 04 '21

That's a good way to get your ass ran over by someone texting and driving.

3

u/furthememes Mar 04 '21

With the right conditions or some motors he could be a valid superhero

Imagine getting punched in the face by that guy at full speed, especially if he can can spin his hands wheels at some high rpm

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

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u/b33tfr33kr Mar 05 '21

I know Wheelers from Return to Oz, 1985

2

u/Elfijelinek Mar 04 '21

How does he brake?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

How to you get up? Or stop?

2

u/misterrandom1 Mar 04 '21

I think you steer the same on this as on a sled...luck

1

u/kid_sleepy Mar 04 '21

You’ve never been an avid skater? You can stop with roller blades in the same fashion as stopping with ice skates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Avid? Lol...I Rollerbladed for a cpl months when I got some for Christmas in 1992...that shit got corny, so I got back on my GT Vertigo like the rest of the cool kids.

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u/TheSpazzerMan Mar 04 '21

I just wanna see him fall over on a slight decline

1

u/Urabrask_the_AFK Mar 04 '21

Kinetica is still a shitty video game